Quite. This famously led to his co-star role in the Sodfather, a spin off of the admittedly slightly more successful Godfather. As we all know for fact Marlon Brando was a big Mr Disney small ball worshipper too. At the start of filming Brando was a svelt 8 stone of course. His intense characterisation though meant that Walteasers were placed in each cheek before each scene was acted out. Due to the heat and intense homme-oeuff lust they constantly melted requiring endless refilling. Marlon was reported to be the size of four southern states before fiming ended. Intriguing.
Anyway the point is that there seems to be a certain degree of unravelling in these threads were people digress too far from the original topic often adding repetitive, spurious, random, weird or just plain hypocritical comments. Please can we keep any future items succint and relevant... )
I can see five nice and two mouldy apples outside my window
You let me know who chucked them at your window and I'll give them what for....
Thinking about it now... was it someone large, if so they may have had a point...
On the other hand if they are small weedy types I'm your man, a coward (Not Noel)maybe but I can run away from any fight and not need to feel belittled in anyway...
He who fights and runs away is eating chocolate by the end of the day
Also in response to your direct apple query...I think we all know that the mould on an apple contains Patulin a natural human toxin. This can affect genetic information within cells, including the developing foetus, the immune system and the nervous system. Kiplings's own mother of course had constant cravings for mouldy apples and the result was a distinctly deviant child (please see earlier posts for factual details). Had she indulged in apples such as your five ripe ones (see, much better behaved, I could easily have slipped in a Cox reference etc but refrained...it's all about control and succintness) we could have avoided the seemingly unecessary history lecture today I fear.
Originally posted by platinumjo: i'm putting together a sort of magazine that will showcase various new talent and have some resident writers too. it's at the very early stages and i'm still recruiting people to play a 'permanent' role. if you're interested in being involved let me know. the style will be offbeat, satirical, punky and colourful.
So this is about a magazine, why didn't someone say earlier? The permanent roll, was that made my Mr Kipling? The eggs where definitely off beaten, I think the shell was still on, I don't think the eggs where stored in the fridge, but more likely on an old fashioned marbel shelf.
Back to Kipling, his apple pies where exceedingly good, although a couple where a bit rotten.
To quote Bill & Ted, or was it Ted & Bill, this thread truly is an excellent adventure, Socrates was in fact a used car dealer from the Greek Island of Kos, and the great Alexander the great (to many gretas there) once said of him, he's a top geeza. When I say too many gretas I obviously don't mean the great Garbo, she is indeed great, or Greta, which ever way you look at her, I prefer to look as she walks up stairs, but I'm a bit of a perv like that.
Kiplings mother? was this Jamie Oliver in a previous life? It seems that they are very much alike..
I'm not to sure if it's possible to get offbeat, setirical or punky on here, colourfulshould be ok though.
Can I do a column on how to hatch birds eggs in the fridge? I was thinking that maybe the door could be opened just a bit to allow worms and berries to be flown in to the waiting beaks of the likkle chicks, so as to fatten them up then they could be stuffed and eaten for christmas, I don't know if anyone's noticed but it's crept up on us un-noticed again.
Originally posted by Experimental Tyres: You can get stuck in an "odd" loop.
I AM NOT ODD
quote: Originally posted by platinumjo: thanks Mr Gecko, i'm really glad you think it's a viable idea. however, i have been reading your posts around the forum. is it fair to say you're somewhat on the optimistic side of the barrier enclosing or bordering a field.. "
Apart from the fact he wears dresses, Uncle Seth (aka Pollyanna) is a lovely bloke who always puts a positive spin on things. In fact, even wearing dresses is ok because he is more than willing to lend them to rest of us. Can I borrow the blue velvet ballgown next Saturday?
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Originally posted by ScottTheDot: ...I do have a sneaky suspicion you are connected with channel 4 or 4 laughs more than you let on.
You seem to know a little too much..
Nope... I'm just a user here to have fun and learn and grow like everyone else... I'd love to be connected with Channel 4 - as I'm sure we all would...
Anyway... Great to see so much actiioin in a thread again - we haven't had one this popular since the 'Smoking Room' ironically burnt down...
And for Loopey... I take it you mean the blue Monica Lewinsky dress I purchased on eBay?... It can be borrowed, but must NEVER be dry cleaned - the value would plummet...
hey, room for me under that mistletoe? i'm new here and it's the ultimate ice-breaker. also...and i hate to bring it up... but does anyone actually want to write with me?! i'm glad this thread has grown to such lengths and it's never far from being interesting but we have strayed a little off the path i fear. though hopefully tyres now knows what offbeat means? also also fay put my review of saturday live up today...any opinions (bear in mind my shoes today are matt in finish.)
Morning all (I've had some sleep last night so am capable of a modicom of self control today). Jo I did warn people to stick to the road but they veered onto the moor I fear turning them into random comment writing deviant figurative werewolves. This obviously led to others being infected (I think Loopey savaged Seth under the misteltoe for starters). I feel I was possibly the only sane voice amoung the crazed blood thirsty throng making any sense. Well done with the posted review by the way. I was part of the force but I feel I may have been ousted and I was only one day away from retirement ! Anyway if you need a hand writing anything I'm here with a tin of gloss paint if necessary. I feel as the New Year becons my spew of writing can only get more projectile so I could do with more outlets.
ahh nice and calm today, the tablets are working, maybe if Capt jo tells us what is required maybe we can do a few samples??? Nothing to serious for me, because it'll only stray off into total rubbish anyway. I feel the strengths on here are very much along the lines of:-
fish slapping, haribo's shiny things not just shoes, Libraries staying in bed (alone or otherwise) Reject letters ( I have several mostly bland 3-4 liners) Dave! (see junkmales) Positive thinking (see Seth for that one) posting on here when should be working (see most things between 8.30 and 4.30) And I'm sure there are others I can't think of just now..... Hope that helps cheers......Phil.....
err yes ok...now i just have to think of something for you to write... no it's in hand, i'm working on something i just wanted to find out if there was any general interest. i have got a profile, fay says it's just taking some time to got through...don't have a reflection though.......
