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Shirl the Whirl
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It's nice and warm and cosy.

The other occupant is smiling hopefully at you.

Your land-lady is wandering around outside with an axe.
 
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Frankie Rage
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Spoof ad! Reasons not to get out of one of our beds...

You're tired...

Your partner is tired of you...

Your bed is your only 'fwend'...

It's as good a place as any to commit suicide!!!

Big Grin
 
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Shirl the Whirl
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The crocodile will bite your toes if you put your foot on the floor.
 
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Frankie Rage
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The crocodile will want more than just your toes once he gets 'the taste'! Eek
 
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Shirl the Whirl
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There's an "R" in the month!
 
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mousevale
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It's Monday Frown
 
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Shirl the Whirl
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Someone's coming upstairs with a nice cup of tea for you. Dream on. Zzzzzzzzzz.
 
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mousevale
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It's still Monday.
Shake Head
 
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'Cos I'm poorly (sniff, sniff) and look I've just been brungd a lemsip - aaaah!
 
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Maybe because it's Winter and you're warm and cosy and it's too cold and dark in the morning to feel like getting out... Frown


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Shirl the Whirl
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You are lying under a concrete duvet!
 
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You went to sleep on a lilo and your house flooded leaving you to float naked down the thames pursued by a film crew and Vanessa Feltz trying to buoy up her career with a daring live action rescue...


Ok. I'm wearing clothes now. But I'm not gonna pretend to be happy about it.
 
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Shirl the Whirl
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The donkey died - and I can't get him off.
 
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mousevale
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It's not Monday anymore. but it feels like a Monday....
 
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Shirl the Whirl
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No need to get up now you've installed the television and the portaloo. Sorted!
 
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mousevale
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Sleepy
It's Monday AGAIN!!! Frown
Sleepy
 
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Once again your over indulgent weekend has left you in a bed immersed in your own bodily expulsions. You know it must be cleaned up but it feels strangely comforting, like your own private mud bath.
 
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SavageParrot
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Somebody stapled your ears to the headboard.


Ok. I'm wearing clothes now. But I'm not gonna pretend to be happy about it.
 
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It's only 3am?
 
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Shirl the Whirl
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The pizza delivery man does bedside deliveries.
(And they are shudderingly good! All those toppings!)
 
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mousevale
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Stroooth it's Monday again. Frown
 
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Seth Gecko
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Originally posted by mousevale:
Stroooth it's Monday again. Frown


* Searches for 'Boomtown Rats' tape to stick in the player * Nod


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mousevale
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Silicon chip inside my head is set to overload!!! Where's that gun????
Crazy
 
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Shirl the Whirl
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The milkman has started to do bedside deliveries as well.
All that lovely fresh juice!
 
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eeerrrr ummmmmm errrrrrrrrrrrr ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's bloody Monday yet a-bloody-gain....
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