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Let me introduce you to Jack, Pat, Russel, Art and Cliff. You may reconise them from a few jokes.
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John was sent an application request to 'hang out with his friends' on Headrack.
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"As many customers quickly found out, it was a big mistake to ask the creepy chemist for some 'Head and Shoulders'..."
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"It's not finished... It's finished..."
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'Heads Up' quips lazy head-writer for Head of the Class, a headache that doesn't heed well, and may be a sign show hat used to stand heads and shoulders above and ahead of its competition, may be heading for the chop.
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That joke again, because i was too headstrong and soft in the head to check the spelling
'Heads Up' quips lazy head-writer for Head of the Class, a headache that doesn't heed well, and may be a sign the show that used to stand heads and shoulders above and ahead of its competition, may be heading for the chop.
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Mild mannered Hamish didn't seem to be mincing his words as he threatened to stick the head on anyone who dared to counter his rather ridiculous postulation as to the inate aggression commonly found in Glaswegians.
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His egg sucking Granny had always said "Two heads are better than one" but it may have been wise to clarify this thinking before embarking on such an enterprise.
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"Much to his dismay, toy shops were in no hurry to stock Tim's super-realistic version of the old family favourite 'Guess Who?'..."
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Proud Paddy grinned at the completion of his latest piece of performance art entitled "The interdependent nature of the mythical ancient Greek icon Hydra, with the contemporary philosphical concept of the handiness of knick knack shelves what with to put things on".
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quote: C4 Forums 4Laughs 4Laughs Chat 16 May Caption
Jimmy '21' Heads always felt conscious of his short legs.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger shows us his range as an actor.
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Out of luck with the ladies? Buy my 20 heads and you're sure to have a face she likes. For a limited time only I will actually throw in my own head absolutely free.
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The most willing audience in the world help out 'The Great Decapito' with his latest trick.
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The Many Moods of Ken
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I didn't do it!
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The 20 losing finalists in the Patrick swayze lookalike competition were never seen again.
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Loving it, loving it, loving it! 2 more days to go lads and lasses! Keep the cream of the comedy crop comin'!
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The brains behind Scallywagga make a public apearance
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The members of the Julian Clary lookalike and appreciation society were rightly beheaded for crimes against taste and appearance.
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The new bald dictator appeared to be taking a hardline against men with hair.
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