C4 Forums    4Laughs    4Laughs Chat    16 May Caption
Page 1 2 3 4 
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
  Login/Join 
Three Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
The witch doctor was quickly dismissed from the Antiques Roadshow.
 
Posts: 164Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Silver Stars
Picture of Right Corr-Blimey Tales For Boys
Posted Hide Post
Theres a dustman out there recieving 20 odd squelchy, headless suprises.
 
Posts: 195Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Silver Stars
Picture of Right Corr-Blimey Tales For Boys
Posted Hide Post
its amazing the tresures one finda lying about from your old uni days. Oh look: Mystery Date!
 
Posts: 195Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Silver Stars
Picture of Right Corr-Blimey Tales For Boys
Posted Hide Post
You wait till he does the hand-puppet-routine...
 
Posts: 195Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Silver Stars
Picture of Right Corr-Blimey Tales For Boys
Posted Hide Post
Let me introduce you to Jack, Pat, Russel, Art and Cliff. You may reconise them from a few jokes.
 
Posts: 195Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Silver Stars
Picture of MonkeyLover
Posted Hide Post
John was sent an application request to 'hang out with his friends' on Headrack.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do you think that my goose is cooked?
 
Posts: 149Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Gold Stars
Picture of Seth Gecko
Posted Hide Post
"As many customers quickly found out, it was a big mistake to ask the creepy chemist for some 'Head and Shoulders'..."


_________________________

"It's not finished... It's finished..."
 
Posts: 1677Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Silver Stars
Picture of Right Corr-Blimey Tales For Boys
Posted Hide Post
'Heads Up' quips lazy head-writer for Head of the Class, a headache that doesn't heed well, and may be a sign show hat used to stand heads and shoulders above and ahead of its competition, may be heading for the chop.

Talk about a headline!
 
Posts: 195Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Silver Stars
Picture of Right Corr-Blimey Tales For Boys
Posted Hide Post
That joke again, because i was too headstrong and soft in the head to check the spelling

'Heads Up' quips lazy head-writer for Head of the Class, a headache that doesn't heed well, and may be a sign the show that used to stand heads and shoulders above and ahead of its competition, may be heading for the chop.

Talk about a headline!
 
Posts: 195Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Two Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
Mild mannered Hamish didn't seem to be mincing his words as he threatened to stick the head on anyone who dared to counter his rather ridiculous postulation as to the inate aggression commonly found in Glaswegians.
 
Posts: 91Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Two Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
His egg sucking Granny had always said "Two heads are better than one" but it may have been wise to clarify this thinking before embarking on such an enterprise.
 
Posts: 91Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Gold Stars
Picture of Seth Gecko
Posted Hide Post
"Much to his dismay, toy shops were in no hurry to stock Tim's super-realistic version of the old family favourite 'Guess Who?'..."


_________________________

"It's not finished... It's finished..."
 
Posts: 1677Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Two Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
Proud Paddy grinned at the completion of his latest piece of performance art entitled "The interdependent nature of the mythical ancient Greek icon Hydra, with the contemporary philosphical concept of the handiness of knick knack shelves what with to put things on".
 
Posts: 91Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Four Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
quote:
C4 Forums 4Laughs 4Laughs Chat 16 May Caption


Jimmy '21' Heads always felt conscious of his short legs.
 
Posts: 271Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Four Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
Arnold Schwarzenegger shows us his range as an actor.
 
Posts: 271Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Four Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
Out of luck with the ladies? Buy my 20 heads and you're sure to have a face she likes. For a limited time only I will actually throw in my own head absolutely free.
 
Posts: 271Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Four Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
The most willing audience in the world help out 'The Great Decapito' with his latest trick.
 
Posts: 271Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Silver Stars
Picture of Right Corr-Blimey Tales For Boys
Posted Hide Post
The Many Moods of Ken
 
Posts: 195Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
New Member
Picture of whatsallthisaboutthatthen
Posted Hide Post
I didn't do it!
 
Posts: 7Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
New Member
Picture of whatsallthisaboutthatthen
Posted Hide Post
The 20 losing finalists in the Patrick swayze lookalike competition were never seen again.
 
Posts: 7Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Fay - 4Laughs
Picture of Fay J.
Posted Hide Post
Loving it, loving it, loving it!

2 more days to go lads and lasses!

Keep the cream of the comedy crop comin'!


Ha Ha Ha Ha!
 
Posts: 217Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Four Silver Stars
Picture of ScottTheDot
Posted Hide Post
The brains behind Scallywagga make a public apearance
 
Posts: 421Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Three Gold Stars
Picture of Seth Gecko
Posted Hide Post
"At the foot of The Guillotine, the crowd always amused themselves by playing 'Connect Four' - blonde heads versus brunette heads..." Sick


_________________________

"It's not finished... It's finished..."
 
Posts: 1677Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Two Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
The members of the Julian Clary lookalike and appreciation society were rightly beheaded for crimes against taste and appearance.
 
Posts: 62Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Two Silver Stars
Posted Hide Post
The new bald dictator appeared to be taking a hardline against men with hair.
 
Posts: 62Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
 Previous Topic | Next Topic powered by eve community Page 1 2 3 4