Is there a prize????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See... it's what you always knew nowdrop... length isn't eveything!

And so... The race is on to grab the crown on the 13th page...

In the meantime, if you haven't already found this site, translate any webpage into redneck,swedish chef or other here
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

This is a sample of how the editor's blog looks in Redneck:

In this hyar af'ernoon's blog, Friend of 4Laughs Jo Neary talks about wimmen in comedy. Is they, as one female o' th' opposite sex 4Laughs user states, gwine backwards an' relyin' on junder clichÃs?

Jo: ah doesn't knows if thar is enny wimmen doin' thet. ah reckon thar's been a joke on th' stan'-up circuit fo' about 10 years thet it's pow'ful naff t'talk about th' difference in junder on stage. In th' comedy nights ah do, ah offen see varmints git up an' take th' micky outta thet comedy.

I tried it on this page and NOOOOO!!!! comes out as NOOOO fry mah hide, fry mah hide etc!

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Originally posted by Seth Gecko:
And so... The race is on to grab the crown on the 13th page...

Oh yeah lucky 13

hello all my buddies!! i have been off setting up my new cosmetics website!! So i have had a few weeks off the comedy!!
How are you all??!!!

I brought some quavers!!

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Originally posted by Missyme25:
hello all my buddies!! i have been off setting up my new cosmetics website!! So i have had a few weeks off the comedy!!
How are you all??!!!

I brought some quavers!!

You cannot be serious- a cosmetic website for Angus Cattle- no dear not on my watch!

I'll look after the quavers.
BTC

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Originally posted by brian the can:

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Originally posted by Missyme25:
hello all my buddies!! i have been off setting up my new cosmetics website!! So i have had a few weeks off the comedy!!
How are you all??!!!

I brought some quavers!!

You cannot be serious- a cosmetic website for Angus Cattle- no dear not on my watch!

I'll look after the quavers.
BTC

Make up for cattle..... It’s combining 2 things I love... sex appeal and food it can't go wrong think about it again Brian

Cow lipstick - from Moobelline

Mark my words, that girl will be rich before me (going by last anyway)

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Originally posted by hedge:
Cow lipstick - from Moobelline

That is soo funny lol

Quick everyone- let's do the sitcom!

Channel 4 have actually PM'd me and said that they think the contributors to this thread could write a brilliant sitcom...

...but don't worry, I put them wise

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Originally posted by Missyme25:
hello all my buddies!! i have been off setting up my new cosmetics website!! So i have had a few weeks off the comedy!!
How are you all??!!!

I brought some quavers!!

You selling Avon on the side then

Come back Missy! It's not the same!!! We miss you!

We tried putting cosmos100 in hot pants but it just wasn't the same...

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Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
Channel 4 have actually PM'd me and said that they think the contributors to this thread could write a brilliant sitcom...

...but don't worry, I put them wise

I've already done the brilliant sitcom thing and I have a comedy collective badge on my anorak which must prove something! They didn't PM me which probably says something else but hey really - I reckon those of us who aren't forever enslaved to the Junk Males production machine should have a go. Cows/makeup idea I like a lot. Although we might get our houses burnt down if we start down that road.

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Originally posted by hedge:
...but hey really - I reckon those of us who aren't forever enslaved to the Junk Males production machine should have a go.

Well what the hell, why not? That 'soapcom' murder mystery thread went down great... So if someone wants to start another on here, where we all write a community sitcom, I'd be more than willing to join in... 'My Family' has about 20 writers all pitching in lines here and there - and all the top US shows do it. Maybe they could make that the next 'Comedy Collective'...

Of course guys, you're right!

The JM's are just five OF US 4LAUGHERS that got together and ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!!!

We actually met up and shot a couple o' three sketches... actually got up off our fat stinking arses and DID SUMMAT!!! cough! splutter! (Gagsy, pass me that bleedin' oxygen ageaaannnn!! groan...)

U 2 can B like uz... erk!

Get together and make some funnies!!!

Let's create a comedy collective on this site that makes 'em say... Ricky who? The Mighty whaaaaa, Eddie what??? eh? Catherine who? Little what? crap...

OK, who needs a beer? !!

er, our arses don't stink by the way... er, shower every day er, twice and erm clean pants too... erm

Frankie xxx

Turning them inside out doesn't count.

I have to say hats off to Junk Males cos when the idea was first suggested I thought it was impossible as comedy is so subjective. The chances of complete strangers getting together with their differing ideas seemed a non-starter but then I've been self employed and working alone for too many years to remember what team work is all about (but I do miss it).

Geography shouldn't be a problem as (if you keep it to a manageable number of writers), you could meet regularly on msn or something, make an exec decision (me, hehe!) on what to go for and then maybe take a character each again. Given current other discussion on content I'll just say that I tend to go for daft rather than smut but not prudish, I just think suggestion is always funnier than 'in-yer-face'. PM me if you want to go for it. I can see a role for Farmer Seth already if it's cattle and perfume.

Always a fan of this type of humour - there's a bit in one of my script entries where a man answers the door to a woman, a bit like this:

MAN: Can I help you?

WOMAN: I just wondered if you'd be interested in our new cosmetic catalogue - our products are for men as well as women, you know.

MAN: I'm sorry, I'm not interested.

WOMAN: Do you mind if I ask why?

MAN: Erm ...It's your animal testing policy.

WOMAN: But we don't test on animals.

MAN: Exactly. Your mascara has brought out my labrador in a terrible rash. Goodbye.

It was poorly executed but I still love the funny wrongness of animals and make up!

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'My Family' has about 20 writers all pitching in lines here and there - and all the top US shows do it. Maybe they could make that the next 'Comedy Collective'...

and they still can't write a funny episode!