Go on then - I fancy a quick bite, I must say... And do you have some salsa to go with those wedges?

I like the sound of this bath full of babycham, too... If we get some wooden spoons and give it a good stir to make it effervesce - we could all jump in for a free jacuzzi, me thinks...

Oooh, and... *fanfare*... The page 16 crown has been claimed...

Yeilding in conspicuous by his absence - is he coming back to the forum?

What toppings are on this pizza?

Fish!

Anything you want. There are loads. Ignore the beaten up and bloodied delivery boy over in the corner. He'll be fine. He is just being overdramatic.

Where are the napkins? And the foie gras? C'mon Glam, focus on the job properly if you please.

I knew you was gonna say fish, is the part of you scheme to get me to like eating fish?

Until then I'll have a slice of the BBQ cashew and strawberry to much on.

Another new icon tonight, friends...

Behold >>>

I think they may be trying to warn us about the devastating effects of too much 'Viagra'...

Hi Brian, how's it going?

F

There seems to be a glut of over excited bangers.

Always the way.....

Truckers like bangers, apparently

with mash!

TELEGRAM TO BTC & FR S/ ROOM
Whats the crack here STOP
Why don't we have a barbie? STOP
I know she's plastic, but what a body! STOP


Suffering from writer's block at the mo'. STOP
Been workin' hard too, in order to save dosh to get away in the Summer. STOP
Just worn out I guess. STOP
Goin' to Malaysia and Thailand for work before that, so am a bit jet lagged at the before I even start. STOP

Anyone good at diggin?
Got 10 tons of soil to shift by hand.

Got married yesterday. Honeymoon was in Folkestone. Wife happy.

TELEGRAM CONT/...
Got married yesterday, wife not happy so she says STOP

Me too, Bri... I've been working like an 18th century plantation slave with a non-too friendly slave master permanently lashing me across the back with a cat o'nine tails... but appart from that, musn't grumble...

"least said soonest mended", not true I like a long rambling pathetic apology so I can spit in their faces and tell them to go and take a running jump off a high cliff at midnight... which in fact reminds me of an old comedy song I wrote which I must resurrect sometime...

We must meet up again for another session when you get back from Italy... The companies I used to work for out there were "Infos Telematica" in Torino and "Aethra" in Ancona!

See ya later

F

Well... I'm back - haven't been able to get on for a couple of days due to computer issues... Bit disappointed no new icons have appeared in the meantime...

Never mind... Time for a quick dance while no one's around and the floor's clear... *Slips CD of 'KC and the Sunshine Band - That's The Way (I Like It)' into the stereo*...

Yo dude I'm with you!!! Class tune!!! !



It's a three-banger!!!!

What is it with you and meat products?

I like exploding sausages!

I'm a slapstick guy at heart!

No cigs in public places as of July 1st. (takes off ARP warden helmet) Put on DJ Decline and pass me one of those interesting brown cigars please.

Think we need to ration Frankie to 2 exploding sausages a day.

There's hardly any left for others to use.

I think Brian's in Italy at the mo. That's why he's not been in. He's a man of the World you know, and an International Art Examiner to boot!

You get all sorts in here.

Ooh - just twigged that myspace is a possibly useful networky thing! (we're a bit slow out this way)

Yeah I've got a Frankie Rage one on there but never even looked at it after setting it up! Ha! And Danny has just put a Junk males one up (or is in the process)...

Until we've got a bigger body of work together there's not much to sell yet, but it's started out OK and anyway, what else is there to do afore oblivion sets in?

I know what you mean about feeling you haven't got a large enough body of work yet to make a site out of it...

I'm very keen to get something up myself - particularly after I saw Yielding's, which is a wonderful advertisement for all he has to offer...

It's definitely crucial these days to have an online presence where people can find you... And it's also important that when they put you into search engines, you're coming up as one of the first hits, or at least high on the first page... 'Junk Males' and 'Yielding Insanity' are - because I checked...