You're not alone Frankie. After last year's drunken stupidity dressed as Wonder Woman, I am giving the clubs and pubs a wide birth and watching secret policemans ball again with some peppermint tea.
I brought some choons. Hope everyone likes Dead or alive, Electrocute, and the Gap band.
I wasn't the only one who laughed when the news said the Plymouth Hoe was on fire....Member 4675 of the RubyMae James fanclub XX
Just arrrived at this gaff. Reminds me of my student days when everything got smashed up. I'll never forget the armchair flying through the bay window into the garden, to a carefully unselected track by Das Psycho Rangers I think. Either that or Cliff Richard. Trouble was, Big Geordie Mickey was still sitting in the armchair at the time. He didn't notice cos he was still fretting over a bird that had dumped him unceremoniously the night before.(And I choose the word 'dumped' very carefully here) Fact is, he had been sick on her face in bed on their first date and passed out. So she pooed on his chest and left. (Well, y'would, wouldn't yer?) Anyway, he was heartbroken and kept saying how nice she was. We'd had enough of his wailings and that's why he went through the window in the armchair. Oh and also cos he still stunk!
Originally posted by hedge: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Missyme25: Whys the power gone off?? Candles Frankie??QUOTE] Hey, you can use me - I'm a sort of phwoar candle
Originally posted by Frankie Rage: You're rude... wait til the girls see "your post"
Oops, apologies ladies! I was too busy enjoying the word play rather than how the joke might be read/misread. Was only trying to suggest I was a desperately/desperate handsome fella with no prospects. I will complain to moderator about my behaviour immediately and have myself banned from this room forthwith. I bid you adieu.
Did I miss anything. My Broadband has gone belly up and I've not been able to get of for weeks. Have had to sign up for dial up whilst it's sorted... my goodness it is painful.
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