For a bit of fun, we've brought back the Caption Comp... but with a twist...

We want you to check out The Editor's Blog image, flex your comedy muscles, then come back here and post your entry!

- Only entries on this thread will count.

- No profanity please.

The best caption will appear in NEXT FRIDAY's blog 9 May.

Please note, this is only for FUN! (So, jolly well have some!)

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Parents warned as runaway snail wagon kills small boy.

The french schoolboy couldn't wait for dinner.

The Interweb worried as snail mail makes a comeback.

Grand Theft Auto (Fifties version)

half-time entertainment at the extreme-watching-paint-dry championships

Finding an alternative to watching 'two pints of lager and a packet of crisps'

"Little Charlie's low-budget remake of the thrilling chariot race in 'Ben Hur' had not got off to the best of starts..."

Snail and carriage, snail and carriage, go together like fish and garage

Some day I'll be on an editor's blog

After successfully braking into the study and having consumed all of daddy's special sherbert, Johnny listened intently to Mr and Mrs Alberdo's global warming debate.

With great foresight, a young Boris Johnson considers a possible exemption from the congestion charge.

Snails kill giant by giving him a short, back and sides.

Police warn parents of debilitating hallucinogens.

Britain's Got Talent finally steps it up a notch.

A victory parade ensues as man finally falls to the mighty molluscs.

As new environmentally friendly yet sticky form of transport is demonstrated as Billy watches the slimey mess car go.

Slimy and repulsive creatures paraded about in their vehicles before Billy’s eyes then he was momentarily distracted from Top Gear as two snails came into view

2008 wasn't a vintage Carnival year in Weston-super-Mare.

After the re-imagining of Battlestar Galactica and the spin of The Bionic Woman, fans were said to be disappointed by the pilot for Land of the Giants.

Little Tommy was powerless to stop the growing snail revolt.

Out of his mind on psychedelic drugs, Tommy found the sight of these two snails extremely enthralling.

The opposition criticised Labour's efforts to combat emergency service response times.

" 'Right', said Fred, 'Both of us together - one each end and steady as we go'... "

(Well it kind of looks like a little piano, sort of... )

Billy regrets taking up the snail's challenge that he could carry his house on his back too.

Phil and Kirsty get ready for their biggest challenge on 'Relocation, Relocation, Relocation.'