Little Jonny realises his Mum didn't know what he ment when he said he wanted the latest release by The Beatles.

'Insects?' 'Nah, were not even releated.'

And as a quick interlude to the entries... Really great to see so many of the '4Laughs Gang' from the earlier days of the site back on here and posting their stuff again...

"Despite both having a 'foot' to boast about, the snails were finding it difficult to 'pull'..."

After frantic ethical debate about the ownership of roadkill, the snails suddenly realised their vehicle was ill-equiped to get it home.

With the aid of his highly trained ninja assassin snails, Kevin Spacey saw to it that Oliver had picked his last pocket.

King Snail neglected to tell his driver that there had been a salt spillage.

Al-Fayed's P.I. finally returned from France with photographic evidence to support his Motor accident conspiracy theories.

Heartbeat hits an all time low with their latest "Hit And Run" storyline

Summers in the 50's, snails doing all the farm work and little boys collapsed beside the plough. Oh that takes me back.

Little Jimmy was convinced this was a wind up, but surely not even Ant and Dec could fit into these costumes??

The boy dreamt of running his own Shell garage.

Snail sacked as Tom Cruise's body-double for being too tall.

Billy the Buddhist wished he hadn't dawdled so much in a previous life after his recent beheading.

"Tommy realised too late, that when his mum had asked him what he wanted for his birthday, 'heroes in a half shell' probably wasn't specific enough..."

Live on Ch4 Dr Gunther von Hagens had no choice but to admit that he was having difficulty locating the slugs and puppy-dog tails.

'Blue Peter' prizes aren't what they used to be.

The Tory government look upon the future of British Rail.

When they told him that "Escargot" was in the race, he thought it was the name of a race-horse.

Hey Guys!

I'm back! I had a nasty bout of the cold and was all ick last week.

But I'm back on form and ready to judge the Caption Comp...

I'll put a new one up too as you missed out on last weeks!

Fay

Young Gordon Ramsey instantly fell in love with a la carte French cuisine.

Welcome back Fay - we thought you had been locked up in a basement somewhere.

Welcome back Fay. Hope you're feeling better. As for your judgement of the last cap comp...PAH and double PAH. I'll put it down to the cold/sunstroke...


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Hehe. Cheers Fay, tenner was it?

Welcome back Fay...

And welcome back Caption Comp - it's working out great, I think...

Well done all...