Nice one!

Who will save the universe now from Mrs EvilKleen? Yes it's Sheepsurfer with his invincible knee to knee pointy weapon thing!

Welsh bedrooms were notoriously difficult to clean.

Ghostbusters 3 looked to be a low budget affair.

The New Zealand surfing champ always insisted on a spotless room.

Mrs Hirst hoped little Damien would take good care of his new pet.

The Shake’n Vac lady had a real problem putting the freshness back with the sheep crapping everywhere.

The Aberdeen Leisure Centre being spruced up before it's grand opening.

Peggy thought she'd skip the Weetabix suggestion for Friday.

Hey guys,

Hedge - thanks for starting off the thread - the forum was down when I tried earlier... then one things led to another and now it's nearly home time!

Lovin' the entries so far...

Oops - sorry! Ignore the response from Ric - it was me! Im using another computer and I didn't realise Ric was still logged in!

Hey guys,

Hedge - thanks for starting off the thread - the forum was down when I tried earlier... then one things led to another and now it's nearly home time!

Lovin' the entries so far...

Field scientist discovers that beneath grass lies lino and not soil as previously thought.

Guerrilla taxidermy hitting record levels.

Undeterred by the lack of funds, Blodwen cracked on with her Curling training.

Fed up with the high price of wool, Agnes thought 'How hard can it be?!'

"Let Doris clean for ewe. She'll bleat any price." Even with the poorly spelt ad, she got jobs flocking in.

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Originally posted by kellyn.:
Guerrilla taxidermy hitting record levels.

EDIT: Guerrilla taxidermists strike again.

Little Bo Peep's cleaner had a lot to answer for in the disappearance of yet another sheep, "oh and the hoover seems to be blocked again?"

"Little Bo Peep was more than a little miffed when she discovered what had become of her missing sheep..."

"I said do you mind lifting your feet?" "And I said they're called hooves woman!"

2nd Dolly clone not as successful, but useful around the house nonetheless...

“Oh sure Doolittle loves talking to the animals but he never clears up after the manky gits does he?”

An elderly Daniel Larusso was finally questioning Mr Miyagi's sanity after being told to “vacuum the sheep”

Tom Jones was very particular regarding his dressing room requirements.

Her new ACME Sheep Shearing kit seemed to be doing everything but.

She had seen it on the Discovery Channel that if she stayed as still as physically possible, the little old man with the hoover would go away.