Cleaner: Last time I had a big metal tube in my hand like this was on the set of "Iron Man Juice" with Robert GoDowney Jnr

Sheep: What do you want me to say here?

Sheep worrier

Shep engrossed by a juicy bone, she sought to improvise with a deft pincer movement

Disillusioned by the birthday gift of a sucky uppy thing, the longed for woolly jumper similarly failed to quench her keenly felt anticipation

Dismayed at the politically correct kindergarten Matron having gone a step too far, the traditonal stereotypical domestic engineer fell to her housemaid's knees

Valiantly he stood his ground, defiantly resolved to let the grass grow under his feet

Margaret was particularly impressed with Siralan's new apprentice.

NEW! A VACUUM CLEANER SO POWERFUL IT CAN STRIP ANY SURFACE AWAY TO REVEAL BEAUTIFUL LAMINATE FLOORING! PARTICULARLY EFFECTIVE IN FIELDS.

Latest Foot-and-mouth outbreaks in the light of recent cutbacks cause British government to resort to extreme measures to cull affected livestock.

Sheep: 'Judging from what I can see from this angle, I dont think it's my grassy knoll you should be worried about.'

Vera knew that next time she had to be more direct with her boss when asking him to ram her neatly trimmed carpet.
(not too mention explain basic ovine gender differences)

Auditions were running late for the animal version of "A Christmas Carol" as one auditionee continually failed to grasp the word "humbug" after such a promising start.

your a rubbish cleaner and I'm going to have to let ewe go!

Emmerdale viewing figures hit new low.

The brand new Reverse Hoover Tardis is set to revolutionize animal transportation.

Micheal Jacob's CLEANERS finally gets made.

She sucks sheep's shells on the shiny floor

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white with dandruff and she seemed to spend all her time trying to keep the place half decent but it was a thankless task, no sooner had she finished cleaning up one lot of dermatological detritus than a positive blizzard of the stuff had covered her gorgeous laminate flooring - thank goodness she'd given up on carpets ages ago what with at twenty six, she was looking more than twice her age - maybe the little lamb really should go.

Her stealth intrigued the awestruck sheep

Shunned by all who knew him, the lovechild of R2D2 and Mr Tickle found a woman and sheep who really cared.

An excited buzz emanated from the melee of mathematicians huddled in the viewing gallery as they eagerly strived to calculate the probability of such an occurence, even under laboratory conditions

"Susan was used to being around lifeless, dead-eyed creatures... She had a second job as 'tea lady' at a law firm..."

Sheep don't suck well in groups

Mother had always warned her against being sucked in by such sorts but the moral dilemna was proving tricky

Her fondness for cheese paled into insignificance as she tremulously edged ever closer