International travel never having appealed this was turning out to be a journey beyond her wildest imaginings - the grass grew moist

"This grass is strong stuff." "Your telling me, I'm speaking to a hoover."

James Courdons shamless plug for more publicity was going well until Ricky Gervais turned up as an old lady with a hoover.

Sheep Dyson with death.

National Museum's Agricultural exhibit a bit of a joke.

Outrage from Vets: claim colonoscopy equipment outdated

43rd Annual Wales Staring contest comes down to the usual set of finalists.

In the not-to distant future...

Hoover's 'lawn-tidier 2800' has powerful new setting.

Dolly admires new Stuffed Human exhibit.

Gives new meaning to 'Old lady and sheep'. Actually, pretty much old meaning.

I’ve heard of dust bunnies but....

All natural fibers; suck dry only

Ewe! Who’s going to clean that!

Counting sheep not boring enough, Ralph also imagined cleaning and laminated flooring

'Its bad enough when a dog molts, but I'm hovering socks here'

Suspicious of all the man-mind fibers about today, Marleen went right to the source.
However her craving for clean, country air displayed flaws.

Dolly learns why her kind usually follows the herd

Recent rural/residential zoning laws may be a tad arbitrary.

ENOUGH ENOUGH!! I can't cope with anymore! My sides hurt - ow!... and I think there was a bit of wee!

CRIKEY guys, you've come up with some real gems here! It's gonna be tricky!

Don't be mad with me if I don't use your captions, but to be honest - Im struggling to keep the winners down to a minimum!

Keep your eyes peeled for the next caption comp thread 16 May!!

Well done all - another great week for the newly ressurected Caption Comp...