Well done Scott the-not-such-a-dot now eh. And thanks Fay, for a great WOO.

Absolutely... And well done yourself, too, for getting a couple in there...

Was a good one that - and the final article there reads great... Really strong...

Congrats to all the winners on this one...

Thanks guys..at the end of the day we are all weiners aren't we

I was a bit gutted not to have my ideas in print, so as therapy I have created a thread ("Commiserations") for any other 'non-winners'(!) to post their ideas that they emailed, so atleast they get an audience...

Plus there's always the option of printing the webpage, buying a copy of Mustard and glueing the aforementioned print-out over the winners' Classified ads!... Devilish!!

Seriously though, all of the winners were great. Kudos!

Scott,

Now that you have posted your entire run of entries on the 'Commiserations' thread I see clearly how you impressed the Mustard editor...

A plethera of great one-liners... Well done again.

However I think I did state clearly that only LOSERS should post on that thread!!

Mate! Your nose has just featured in the comedy report - how is that being a loser? Keep on keeping on.

After sending the review, I really regretted it as it was TERRIBLE! However they made a good save. I'm still a work in progress!! My nose has star quality for sure, so I might make it one day if I'm not too picky!