A small child lifting your eyelids up to check if you really are asleep.

is by a dog siting on ur head

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Originally posted by x_antonia_x:
is by a dog siting on ur head

Either way, you've misspelt that. It's sitting hopefully.

Reincarnated as a hedgehog in the fast lane of the M25.

Happy. You'll only p1ss everyone else off!

With your head on a toilet seat and your knickers round your ankles, next to a steaming pile of vomit, only for it to then dawn on you that it's your boyfriend's parent's bathroom.

cringe!!!

With Howard Shipman hovering over you, empty syringe in his hand, telling you you're going to be fine...

Fx

Waking up to find a 20" dildo inserted in to your anus.

then finding out u lost the receipt

Buried up to your kneck in sand while a demented child is sprinkling bread crumbs in your hair to attract seagulls.

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Originally posted by frostyboy:
Waking up to find a 20" dildo inserted in to your anus.

Deffo... I'd be gutted I slept thru it

in the middle of the night, to the sound of your children screaming in the back of the car you are driving directly into the flashing headlights of an oncoming articulated lorry with its horn blaring, carrying toxic waste...

what's your first move?

From a vivid dream where you were eating a pillow, only to discover your giant marshmallow is gone.

better than dreaming of eating a Mr Whippy only to wake up to find the cat smiling at you......?

Another 'one from the vaults'...

I wonder what happened to all these people? Some fun stuff here... Bravo...

So, the worst way to wake up... In a morgue, or on an operating table, I should imagine... Which has, of course, happened to several people...

Or waking up on the couch to a mind-numbing late night cable channel, and being too groggy to find the remote to change it...

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Originally posted by **Smiler**:

quote:

Originally posted by frostyboy:
Waking up to find a 20" dildo inserted in to your anus.

Deffo... I'd be gutted I slept thru it

You should relish the experience.

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Originally posted by x_antonia_x:
is by a dog siting on ur head

I thought that had an extra 'h' and 't'.

To have died in your sleep, and awake reincarnated as your boring old self.

you frighten me Lee....

When were you 'reintroduced' to the community?

I don't know what to say.

Hey what happened to my Gran post? Oh right...

:-)

Next to Bernard Manning

[quote]panb

Posted 01-08-06 20:15 Hide Post
Underneath Boris Johnson.
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On top of Boris Johnson

At all.

In the tunnel at Pont D'alma with your employer in the footwell.

Happened to me..