ok here goes. this is a little piece of lyrical genius (yeah right!) i made to send to my bf to cheer him up at work.

i think about you every day,
i love you more than words can say,
i'm texting this to you today,
to say i'm glad that you're not gay.

any one else got any funny/amusing rhymes

I think about you too, luvverly katie!
and, by intercourse, I jest can't waitie
to meet you... will ya make my day
and 'ave a foo laffs, wha' do yoo say?

Frankie xxx

Not my best, hey, but what d'ya reckon???

Hey, don't tell ya b/f - I don't mean it!!!!

Fx

!!!!

Here's one you might find quite amusing:

Pull down your trousers and pull down your pants. Go in the garden and fart on some ants!

Or it could go this way:

Look up my bumhole, what do you see?
I see a Rabbit just staring at me!
Tempt it with carrots to make it come down.
It's covered in shite all slimy and brown.
It stinks to high heaven, I'm off to be sick.
Oh no, a Rat's just crawled up my ****! (insert)

Hickory Dickory Clock
Some chick was sucking my c@Ck
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
Dropped the b!tch off at the next block

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was p!ssed

Her name was Dirty Gertie
I intercoursed her at 10:30
At 10:31
I was all done
but then she got quite shirty

which proves that you just can't please women no matter how hard you try
(sigh)

Fx

Why dont you know I need you so
Oh tell me please I gotta know
Do you mean to make me cry
Am I just another guy

Leo Sayer sang that!

I think I know your sister, Inmac...

Leo Sayer was fab wasn't he?

Frankie xxx

quote:

Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
I think I know your sister, Inmac...
Leo Sayer was fab wasn't he?
Frankie xxx

Wow! Oh my dog! My sister is indeed Inmaculada Hunt. How do you know her my dear Frankie(do you remember me, frankie!?)

Habla usted la lengua del conejo?

quote:

Originally posted by imac hunt:

quote:

Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
I think I know your sister, Inmac...
Leo Sayer was fab wasn't he?
Frankie xxx

Wow! Oh my dog! My sister is indeed Inmaculada Hunt. How do you know her my dear Frankie(do you remember me, frankie!?)

Habla usted la lengua del conejo?

I think it was at a Showaddywaddy concert, but it's all a bit hazy...

Fx

No hablo la lengua del conejo, solo humano!

Imac Hunt: You're not handsomeis in disguise are you?


Fx

Showaddywaddy were so great!

I'm just iMac Hunt, or Jeff "imac" Hunt to my friends.
I don't have any other usernames on the web, apart from that.

(BIG ISSUE STREET SELLER CATCHES A COLD)

Big Issue, Big Issue

Ahhh.. Tissue, Ahhh.. Tissue

Ahhh.. Tissue, Big Issue

Big Issue, Ahhh.. Tissue

Johnny Rotten.

Johnny was a rotten boy
He did a rotten thing
He cut off all his pubic hair
And stuck it on his chin.

Valentine's Rhyme

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

My mate Billy,
Had a 10 foot willy,
And he showed it to the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only 4 foot 4.

Hickory dickory dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the other 2 got away with minor injuries...

Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor doggy a bone,
But when she bent down,
The dog came around,
And gave her a bone of his own.

quote:

Originally posted by NoHinHull:
Valentine's Rhyme

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

Valentine's total geek style:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Now his mam feeds him through a straw!

The Grand old duke of York
He had 10,000 men
His court case is heard tommorow

Mary had a little lamb
She got four years

Old McDonald had a farm,
I think you get the jist now

Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep and didn't know where to find it.
Until she walked down the High Street one day and saw it strung up in a Butcher's!

Baa Baa Black sheep Have you any wool?
No, bugger off!