no i'm not some loser trying to find a girlfriend, i'm actually a girl myself (and straight). it's just something seth geko said about there being hardly any girls posting here. so why are there so few girls here and in comedy generally? any ideas?

They get distracted too easily by shiny shoes.

i resent that comment actually i....hehehehe so shiny

Well it would definitely be nice to have more female input on the site/boards... For one thing - there'll be no point getting my mistletoe out otherwise...

Oh dear...

I'm a girl!
(She says, positioning herself under the mistletoe).

Hey when your old fat and ugly like me you grab every chance you can......

Are there any woman here? didn't Monty Python already do this sketch?
(He said in a deep manly tone)

hmmm... sheepishly adjusts fake beard

Wasn't proven by scientamatists that women aren't funny?

no. no it wasn't.

Woman are very funny, the way they drag you around 20 shoe shops then go back and buy the very first pair they tried on 3 hours ago... The way they must have that 65th handbag.. The way they need four wardrobes and still don't have anything to wear. The way they want to do something just when the football starts... oh yes they are funny... ouch the wife just hit me and left!! Now who's going to do the washing ironing cooking cleaning make the bed cut the lawn, chop fire wood kill the chickens move the manure heep, women I ask you what use are they????

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Originally posted by platinumjo:
no. no it wasn't.

Are you sure?

The female traffic warden didn't respond well when I applied the haddock test to establish her relative comedic prowess...

I'm Spartacus! Oh, sorry, I mean..
I'M A FEMALE AND HONOURARY JUNKETTE!


What's more, I once reached the dizzy heights of no. 6 on the comedy ladder and Three Girls in a Boat are even higher, so yes, women ARE funny.

Seth, you really are going to have to take that dress off if you are hoping to get lucky under the mistletoe.

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Originally posted by Shirl the Whirl:
I'm a girl!
(She says, positioning herself under the mistletoe).

Woo hoo... Well there's a chance not to be missed...

Yay... First of the season...

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Originally posted by Loopey:
Seth, you really are going to have to take that dress off if you are hoping to get lucky under the mistletoe.

Well some of them might be into that... The really wild ones...

OR

* Changes into a 'Milk Tray Man outfit' and abseils into position under mistletoe clutching chocolates * ...

Yep... That should definitely cover all the bases...

Oh, just pucker up!

I have a cold and a sore throat but I'm willing to share.

I've got plenty to go round...

It's gone a bit quiet in here since you said that Seth. What have you done with everyone? I suppose they've all got my sore throat now.
Thanks for the chocolates by the way, but I prefer Dairy Box to Milk Tray. Still, you did go to a lot of effort, so please accept this glamour girl make up set.

Ooooh! Snogs AND chocolate! Can I have Black Magic please?
(I don't even mind if you are wearing more make-up than me, Seth. Just don't wear a slinkier dress).

LOL... Black Magic it is, then... I also have a few boxes of All Gold/Dairy Box/After Eights/Celebrations - there's something for all tastes!...

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Originally posted by platinumjo:
no i'm not some loser trying to find a girlfriend, i'm actually a girl myself (and straight). it's just something seth geko said about there being hardly any girls posting here. so why are there so few girls here and in comedy generally? any ideas?

Have you checked out '3 Girls in a Boat'?
Also, Davina and myself (4Laughs Editors) are girlies!!

Girls RULE!!!

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Originally posted by Fay J.:
Girls RULE!!!

They certainly do...

There are actually quite a few girls tucked away on the main site, submitting videos and scripts and what not... We just don't hear from them here on the Forum...

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Originally posted by Fay J.:

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Originally posted by platinumjo:
no i'm not some loser trying to find a girlfriend, i'm actually a girl myself (and straight). it's just something seth geko said about there being hardly any girls posting here. so why are there so few girls here and in comedy generally? any ideas?

Have you checked out '3 Girls in a Boat'?
Also, Davina and myself (4Laughs Editors) are girlies!!

Girls RULE!!!

RubyMae James aka the Glamorous Snowdrop is a girle, but she hardly posts here anymore

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Originally posted by Fay J.:

Girls RULE!!!

It's Queen Elizabeth I think.....