Wonderfull news, now don't forget to write it in your diary, the one next to the Paperlace cd the one with the pink binding with the picture of Josh Hartnet on the front, only thing is I'm not allowed in the bingo hall anymore since the unfortunate incedent with Mr's Smyth's Tomato sandwich and the brown sauce.... hope that doesnt temper your excitment for the weekend thought, there is always the shove halfpenny evening, and the talk on the lesser spotted oozell bird to look forward too, bye bye for now.

So not only did someone pinch my diary in the first place, they have taken photos of my living room?
Don't any of you go getting ideas about borrowing my Paperlace CD's.

Mouse - we could always go to the tea dance. I reckon my new leg will arrive in a few days so we should be ok.

I do hope you didn't go to Legs-r-us, they are hopeless, I know a bloke that used them they sent him an arm by mistake, mind you he was the best shop lifter i ever met.

So they've been using spy cameras, too? This is all starting to make sense... That must be how they knew where to look for the diary in the first place, and how it was sneaked back again after being well thumbed/copied...

Their goal may be putting together a Reality TV show based around the material gathered from all these underhand activities... We'll know it as soon as it comes out - it'll be the one called 'Loopey, Don't Be A Hero'...

Will I get paid? This could be the first time I make money from writing. Yipee!

I notice Mr R has been very quiet since he went off to read something interesting. Wonder what that was. La la la, tum te tum.

Well, there's the Shake 'n' Vac addiction for starters.. cor, you'd be surprised where that's been shaken..

This diary, it's saucy all through, mostly ketchup but there's the odd 'Daddy's' brown stain here and there...

That is chocolate! Leave my shake 'n' vac habit out of this.

Well I do like a bit of sauce... It's more fancy to have a bit of salsa though...