That is why he has not been on your television screens recently. It is why he was not at the 70's party at the Woolpack. Me and Steph killed him.

You killed the Eric Pollard!?!?!?!?!!?!?! noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

I never even stroked his weasel tache.

Yes! We put him in a wheelie bin, locked him in, drove him round a bit, pushed the wheelie bin down a walloping great hill, then chucked it off a cliff, then chucked it into a big river!

I thought it was the Ivan that died in a wheely bin? the Norren killed him? Why are there so many wheelybin deaths?

I confess!!!1

I killed Tha Eric Pollard.

No, I keeeeleeeed him!! And I will keel the Dougie.

You both killed the Eric Pollard!!!!!

Yes. And I killed the Shelley.

But that was the Steph!

you are the Steph!

I thought you were the Betty!

Yes, I am Lorraine Chase!!!!!!!

You are the Lorraine Chase and the Betty!

I can not be both! You are Betty Eggleton!

Yes! I am the Betty!

Ooh, Betty!

indeed

Betty gleeks, don't trust her!!!!!!1

I am the ghost of..urm..Trisha