a young lad goes on stars in your eyes he is in a wheel chair mathew says "hello simon how are i dont like to ask but what happened to you " simon tells him the story "well mathew i had a car crash with my uncle but he died and with hes donnor card i was able to get his legs and in about 6 months i should be able to walk" mathew say how good that would be then asks the question "and tonite simon who are you gonna be" simon says " 2nite mathew im gonna be simon and half uncle"

well...i really can't follow that one...

>>simon and half uncle<<


"Simon and Garfunkle" aka Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle. They sang "Sound of Silence" amongst others.

lmao