The Land of Milk and Runny
Wednesday 28 June
Day 42, 04:55
As the rotas continued changing for the milk tank task, it came round to Imogen's turn, giving her a chance to complete her secret saboteur mission. And my word, what a first-class hatchet job she did.
Imogen and Richard were woken up to take over from Mikey and Glyn who had had enough. First of all, Imogen managed to put herself in charge of the lowest hole in the tank, from which she was letting the milk leak like dripping tap.
Aisleyne was quick to pick up on it half laughing: "It's going down loads, Imogen! I can see in the mirror
"I know, but some of us have got natural talent and..," she trailed off.
Richard, highly amused burst out laughing.
Aisleyne continued her militant vigilance of the task until Imogen changed tack and said: "Babes, you must be tired, you've been out here for hours."
Aisleyne wasn't easy to persuade but once Pete had decided to go in too she gave way and Pete went to wake Susie and Lea for a shift change.
The two older ladies were far easier to distract for the crafty Welsh lass and as she lazily engaged in a conversation with Susie about shift changes the milk continued to flow.
It didn't go entirely unnoticed though -Richard spotted her straight away: "Imogen will have let all the milk out by the next shift change," he grinned. "I know, let's let all the milk out and dance around and get soaked in it!"
As the housemates were distracted with
conversation, the milk continued to flow and by this time it was like Imogen was trying to run a bath with the stuff. But the denials kept coming from her: "I'm doing my best, I don't want anyone pointing the finger at me."
And then, in a stroke of utter genius, she planted the seed of doubt saying: "Big Brother could have put a hole in the bottom of the tank and it's draining out."
Lea took the bait immediately and began speculating that it was all a trick; Imogen's plan seemed to be working and a wry smile appeared on her face.
At a little after 4.30am, it was just Imogen and Susie left plugging and the milk was barely above the marker in the tank. By this time Imogen wasn't even bothering to conceal her actions and the milk was gushing out like a fire hydrant.
At 4.55am, the task was clearly over as the milk was well below the red line, and Big Brother instructed Imogen and Susie to step away to allow the few remaining drops to pitifully flow out.
Deception? Double-dealing? Misinformation? There could be a career in politics for this young lady...
Yes , Imogen has spilt enough milk so they have passed the task, even though the housemates think they have failed!!!!
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