It will be called Poop Psychic!

the Poop Psychic will be a cross between Gillian McKeith and the mind reading bloke. Instead of requiring you to poop in a dish, the Poop Psychic will simply read your poo and tell you how to improve your life!

It will be amazing TV! Nothing like it has ever been seen before!

Channel4!!! listen up!!!!

what a smashing idea. then we could have 'Celebrity Poop Psychic'!!!

But won't you have to poop in the dish to get it read still?

nutcases

Rofl! Its GENIUS!!!

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Originally posted by Chicken Little:
But won't you have to poop in the dish to get it read still?

that's a good point!!!

unless the reading is done direct, but that would involve having bums on telly and C4 wouldn't approve.

now you are all just being sarastic

i can assure you i'm deadly serious

Some sort of probing camera comes to mind...

this is stupid-u lot really need head examined

just wait till we're working for channel4

then we'll see who's head needs examining MUAHAHAHA!!!!

god this show sounds like it should be post midnight

see!!! spam can already visualise it

Madonnas Purple Leotard is onto a winner here

I can viusalise it, as being hte worst show ever

I am glad you appreciate my show! I think it will be brilliant!

I think the poop could be read while it is still in the belly. There will be no need for pooing in dishes or looking up bums.

that would be misleading though that would be belly reading.

people would stay up till after midnight expecting to see poo and bums only to be disappointed.

well, proper poo reading it must be.

hmmmm....will any bowl do or does it need to be psychic?

I think they could poo in a paper bowl.

yes!!! it will be eco-friendly poo reading, where the poos are composted afterwards within their paper bowls made from sustainable forests.

you could apply for a grant from the council to make this programme

wow! They would pay one million pounds! and we would save the environment! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!