This debate occured between some friends of mine the other night , when we tried to think of our fave lines from both seasons of Lost , when it began to dawn on us that almost all the best where Sawyers witty 1 liners , so we set up an entirely seperate category for the best Sawyer lines ....
Love to hear what yours are , here are mine ( top 5 in no particular order ) :

5./ Season one episode 2 , after the polar bear is put down }
KATE (Looking at Sawyer's gun) : "Where did come from?"

SAWYER : Bear Village ..... How the hell should I know ???

4./ Season one , the episode where Clare is used as Ethan-bait }
JACK : "Look do you know how to use a gun or not???"

SAWYER: "Well I seem to recall at least one polar bear that thinks so ...."

3./ Season 1 , possibly epsisode three , where Jack raids the fuselage for medical supplies as Sawyer takes everything else }
SAWYER: "Your just not seeing the bigger picture doc , you're still back in civilization ."

JACK: "Yeah , and where are you ?"

SAWYER: " Me ?? I'm in the wild!!"

2./Season 2 the episode with Kate's phantom horse , after Kate's emotional gushing Sawyer awakens from his coma and his first words are :
" Well that's just about the sweetest thing I've ever heard , now who the hell is Wayne ???"

1./ Season 2 the Sawyer is king of the island episode (where he gets the guns)]
Sawyer (to everyone) : "There's a new sheriff in town , y'all best get used to it !!"

I could easily have come up with 30 more and I'll probably change my mind later ...

there all pretty cool ones
welcome to the forum its nice to have some fresh meat that actually wants to discuss lost properly
now to the matter in question ive said it before but i love the way sawer never calles neone thee name when i buy the box sets i'm looking foward to recording them it will give me somthing to do while whating for series 3
i know kate is usually freckles
he seems to have a thing about names he changed his own now changes everyine elses

Yeah I read somewhere that Sawyer uses at least 50 different nicknames in seris one and two, my favourite being 'Tokyo Rose'

what about the "Do I get a lollipop?" one?

I like the "Well I'll just stop bleedin' then."

My top three:

# "I'm a complex guy, Sweetheart"

# "Ah, ah, ah Jungle Boy...not even for one second"

# "There's a new sheriff in town boys...y'all best get used to it"

"Oh happy day, here comes Dr Giggles."

i have a new one everyweek which i use as my msn name! This weeks is: SAWYER: Cortez, there you go. I screwed her. JACK: What? SAWYER: That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We got caught in a net. JACK: Why are you telling me this, Sawyer? SAWYER: Because you're about the closest thing I've got to a friend, Doc. And because she's gone. Well, at least now we get to kill to somebody!

SAWYER: You and Freckles -- before you found him you all were gone all night. JACK: We were caught in a net! SAWYER: What the hell is that supposed to mean? JACK: It means we got caught in a net. SAWYER: Is that what they're calling it these days?

my favourite sawyer quote is from season 1 when he said to the leader of the others, 'i know where you live and ive eaten your children.'

my favourite sawyer quote is 'ah, ah, ah, jungle boy... not even for one second!' i love that one. and my fave nickname was i think in series 2 episode 19 when they were all running towards the food and sawyer called charlie a 'baby napper'

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Originally posted by The Wizard:
my favourite sawyer quote is from season 1 when he said to the leader of the others, 'i know where you live and ive eaten your children.'

Yes, I liked that too.

wot 'bout my signature?

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Originally posted by flirtyfairy:
i have a new one everyweek which i use as my msn name! This weeks is: SAWYER: Cortez, there you go. I screwed her. JACK: What? SAWYER: That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We got caught in a net. JACK: Why are you telling me this, Sawyer? SAWYER: Because you're about the closest thing I've got to a friend, Doc. And because she's gone. Well, at least now we get to kill to somebody!

Yeah this line kicked ass i loved it!

I loved how Sawyer misunderstood the 'caught in a net' thing. So funny!

A line I always laugh at goes something like 'that's like getting Ghandi to beat his kids'

Hey look at this site
losthatch.com/quotes.aspx (just add www. at the beginning),
it's got heaps of great quotes from Sawyer, and all characters too!
These are some of my favourites:



Sawyer speaking to Jack -
"Better than the 3 of you wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but a little bitty hunting knife? Hell no, it's the best idea I ever heard."

Sawyer Speaking to Michael Dawson -
"My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards... their heads are made of pathetic. "

Speaking to Mr. Eko -
"A misunderstanding's when you bring me lemonade instead of ice tea."

Spoken by Sawyer to Shaft after Shaft has apologized for beating and imprisoning Sawyer referring to the incident as a misunderstanding.

There was a brilliant line in the last show (the really cool episode with Michael's flashbacks) that Sawyer said to Jack after he told Sayid he couldn't join the fight against the Others .... but I can't remember the exact words , something about "Pippi Longstocking , the dirty dozen , and the red beret" ....
I rolled .....

i remembe that one, i loved it! it was "Seen as we're bringing pippi longstockings and some guy from the dirty dozen, i just figured we'd do well to bring the red berret" rofpmsl

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Originally posted by Beach Crew:
My top three:

# "I'm a complex guy, Sweetheart"

# "Ah, ah, ah Jungle Boy...not even for one second"

# "There's a new sheriff in town boys...y'all best get used to it"

great quotes, i also like

'oh yeah, there's my favourite leaf'

and when claire left him eating fish, he turned to michael and said 'she likes me' i loved that bit. lol

there are loads more though. i just cant think right now. i dont remember the 'i ate your children' one though

My fave was at the start of S2 when Michael and Sawyer were floating on fragments of the exploded raft. They had a massive argument about whose fault it all was, Michael tried to threaten him and Sawyer went 'What are you gonna do - splash me?'.

There was a good one in last night's episode when Sawyer offered Hurley a Nutrabar and Hurley said he wasn't hungry, Sawyer replied are you serious.

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Originally posted by Lostalicious:
My fave was at the start of S2 when Michael and Sawyer were floating on fragments of the exploded raft. They had a massive argument about whose fault it all was, Michael tried to threaten him and Sawyer went 'What are you gonna do - splash me?'.

I was just going to say that!! I was scrolling down thinking nobody has said that and then at the end, low and behold, you said it!! I love it when he says that! Makes me chuckle every time!!

see my signature! he said it to libby i think when they found the paracute and crate of food in the jungle and she was saying about sharing it around

might not be completely accurate but it was something like that and it made me laugh!

you really have to listen out for em but they're always a classic