"What ya gonna do....splash me?!"

"Well i'll just stop bleeding then!"

"Swell...now we can all sue oceanic together"

"Oh happy day...here comes Dr Giggles"

"Get your hands off my damn mangos!"

(After getting it on with Ana-Lucia) "Dont ya want my phone number?!"

One of my favourites:

Ana-Lucia: When I tell you to do something you do it. When I say move, you move. When I say stop, you stop. When I say jump, what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

i like one of his last, 'jibber jabber' - i've been using that myself since i heard it. of course the nickname thing is cool - he's spot on with calling Jack the hero! not in a good way

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Originally posted by ♥ToastedTeapot♥:

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Originally posted by Lostalicious:
My fave was at the start of S2 when Michael and Sawyer were floating on fragments of the exploded raft. They had a massive argument about whose fault it all was, Michael tried to threaten him and Sawyer went 'What are you gonna do - splash me?'.

I was just going to say that!! I was scrolling down thinking nobody has said that and then at the end, low and behold, you said it!! I love it when he says that! Makes me chuckle every time!!

I am with you two this is by far the most memorable one.

what about when he was pushing the button and he said to jack wait im just about to get the high score on donkey kong
that made me laugh!

yeah i like the donkey kong line. i'm glad he chose a nintendo character

i liked the one in the last episode:

hurley: did that bird just say my name??
sawyer: yeah. rigt before it cr@pped gold.

it was so funny because he said it so dryly that at first when he said yeah i thought he was being serious. there are so many great sawyer lines. i love all the nicknames he has for people (even the politically incorrect ones, i hope this doesn't sound wrong but it's just funny in the way he says it...)

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Originally posted by freckles:
One of my favourites:

Ana-Lucia: When I tell you to do something you do it. When I say move, you move. When I say stop, you stop. When I say jump, what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

Ohh yeah i forgot to say that one!! I love it!

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Originally posted by The Wizard:
my favourite sawyer quote is from season 1 when he said to the leader of the others, 'i know where you live and ive eaten your children.'

this has been mentioned a few times- can someone PLEASE tell me which episode coz its bugging me that I can't remember lol!

Omg to many to choose practically everything he says makes me laugh!