"Did you pack your own bags? Have you left them unattended at any time?"

"Yes I left them with a complete stranger at the airport while I went shopping"

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Originally posted by No. 7:
"Did you pack your own bags? Have you left them unattended at any time?"

"Yes I left them with a complete stranger at the airport while I went shopping"

"What? You idiot!"

"Well, she was a luscious leggy young blond".

"Oh right, you went all goo-gah? I understand. You boys!"

"She didn't even like the tie!"

"Ha ha. If you don't mind my saying so sir, a man like you has no chance with a babe like her!"

"Excuse me? I've had Juliette Binoche!

"Of course you have, sir".