Over by the water fountain
We were climbing up the mountain
When we saw a disturbing sight
A bunch of yeti having a snow ball fight!
We looked at each other agast
The yeti were awfully fast
So we crouched and hid
Beneath a disgustingly smelly bin lid!
We stayed there for a while
With a little cheeky smile.
Bang bang went the clang clang clang
Oh my, this is messing with my ying and yang
Hold your bowels there aren't any towels
C'mon Carol, give us some vowels!
We now must run, as here come the ku klux klun
The damn racists are gonna spoil our fun
Don't be disheartened, there is still time
For us to eat some lemon and lime
Grab a hymn book and a pillow
And lay beneath a weeping willow.
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DOG: Devotee of Gale- You got any milk?
MOW: Mourner of Waye- Why did you kill him!?!?
POSD: Protector of Salad Dressing- Stop shooting it!!!!
UORA: User of random/pointless acronyms"
