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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how about another 'alternative shower scene' ala phscho - locke comes in and stabs jack, therefore removing the most annoying character in the show. i mean he always does that thing where you sigh and breathe deeply at EVERY BLOODY WORD! i mean are there any jack fans clubs?!
Ok, Alternative alternative alternitive showe scene:
*Locke walks in*
Jack: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Locke: I'm just getting a toothbrush! DOn't worry!
*Locke walks out with Jack's towels*
*jack sings the theme tune to Live and Let Die*
*Jack comes out of the shower*
Jack: (shouting) OH MY GOD WHO STOLE MY TOWELS!
*in the living room of the hatch*
Sawyer: HAHAHAHA! What a lemon!
Locke: Yeah that'll show him!
*Kate walks in on Jack*
Kate: Woah, I used to fancy you, but NOW! Look at that! NO WAY! No no no I like Sawyer now!
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Originally posted by nnoottaaggaaiinn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how about another 'alternative shower scene' ala phscho - locke comes in and stabs jack, therefore removing the most annoying character in the show. i mean he always does that thing where you sigh and breathe deeply at EVERY BLOODY WORD! i mean are there any jack fans clubs?!
Hehe..yeah, i can actually see Locke doing thatgone day..what with his bad temper creepy back in to his character and all! Oh and lest we forget the way he grabbed Locke up against the wall the other episode...Grrrr!
Unfortunately there are a few Jack fan clunbs..there the Dots [dotty over the simple one] and a few other jack clubs..mostly 'Jate' orientated
COme on folks..anyone got anymore good/funny alternative scenes? Im mean..weve got Jack..Locke..a shower..and a bar of SOAP ...what more could you ask for! lol
Locke: "Hi Jack" *Jack nearly jumps out of his skin*
Locke: "Just gonna grab a towel for the washing up"
Jack: "No you can't take one I need it"
*Locke grabs towel and sticks it under the shower*
*Locke starts hitting Jack with the wet towel*
Locke: "Don't tell me what I can't do damn it"
*Jack screams and runs out of the shower room*
*Locke chases behind, hitting Jack and shouting "Hehe wet towel"*
chelle_b -------------------------------------- If I don't believe in Jesus, how can I believe the Pope If I don't believe in heroin, how can I believe in dope If there's nothing but survival, how can I believe in sin In a world that gives you nothing We need something to believe in.
BIG hi to Mushi, Beach Crew, zinzi, Kiowa Warrior, esn, Mrs Ferg, discob, *SP* and The Wizard DOL - Spreading the word and promoting his image. DOH: Dudes of Hurley: DUDE!!! Promotions Officer.
chelle_b -------------------------------------- If I don't believe in Jesus, how can I believe the Pope If I don't believe in heroin, how can I believe in dope If there's nothing but survival, how can I believe in sin In a world that gives you nothing We need something to believe in.
BIG hi to Mushi, Beach Crew, zinzi, Kiowa Warrior, esn, Mrs Ferg, discob, *SP* and The Wizard DOL - Spreading the word and promoting his image. DOH: Dudes of Hurley: DUDE!!! Promotions Officer.
Originally posted by Kiowa Warrior: LOL Roco and chelle!! Thanks In fact all of these are good¬
When I'm in more of a comedy mood I'll have a think and write one myself! Once your blood has stopped boiling after the mods fiasco perhaps?
chelle_b -------------------------------------- If I don't believe in Jesus, how can I believe the Pope If I don't believe in heroin, how can I believe in dope If there's nothing but survival, how can I believe in sin In a world that gives you nothing We need something to believe in.
BIG hi to Mushi, Beach Crew, zinzi, Kiowa Warrior, esn, Mrs Ferg, discob, *SP* and The Wizard DOL - Spreading the word and promoting his image. DOH: Dudes of Hurley: DUDE!!! Promotions Officer.
Locke: "Hi Jack" *Jack nearly jumps out of his skin*
Locke: "Just gonna grab a towel for the washing up"
Jack: "No you can't take one I need it"
*Locke grabs towel and sticks it under the shower*
*Locke starts hitting Jack with the wet towel*
Locke: "Don't tell me what I can't do damn it"
*Jack screams and runs out of the shower room*
*Locke chases behind, hitting Jack and shouting "Hehe wet towel"*
omg! can't stop laughing at that one!
chelle_b -------------------------------------- If I don't believe in Jesus, how can I believe the Pope If I don't believe in heroin, how can I believe in dope If there's nothing but survival, how can I believe in sin In a world that gives you nothing We need something to believe in.
BIG hi to Mushi, Beach Crew, zinzi, Kiowa Warrior, esn, Mrs Ferg, discob, *SP* and The Wizard DOL - Spreading the word and promoting his image. DOH: Dudes of Hurley: DUDE!!! Promotions Officer.
lol probably best disco...think these forums are meant to be for about 12yrs +
chelle_b -------------------------------------- If I don't believe in Jesus, how can I believe the Pope If I don't believe in heroin, how can I believe in dope If there's nothing but survival, how can I believe in sin In a world that gives you nothing We need something to believe in.
BIG hi to Mushi, Beach Crew, zinzi, Kiowa Warrior, esn, Mrs Ferg, discob, *SP* and The Wizard DOL - Spreading the word and promoting his image. DOH: Dudes of Hurley: DUDE!!! Promotions Officer.
chelle_b -------------------------------------- If I don't believe in Jesus, how can I believe the Pope If I don't believe in heroin, how can I believe in dope If there's nothing but survival, how can I believe in sin In a world that gives you nothing We need something to believe in.
BIG hi to Mushi, Beach Crew, zinzi, Kiowa Warrior, esn, Mrs Ferg, discob, *SP* and The Wizard DOL - Spreading the word and promoting his image. DOH: Dudes of Hurley: DUDE!!! Promotions Officer.
*Jack is just rinsing off shower gel as Locke walks quietly into the shower room*
Locke: Hi Jack!!
Jack: Wha!! *Shocked Jack slips on the soapy floor and falls over*
Locke: Here Jack shall I help you up?
*Jack takes Locke's hand while trying to 'cover' himself with the other*
*Locke steps in the soapy water and also slips*
Locke and Jack: Argh!!
*Jack and Locke collapse in a heap on the floor*
*Jack and Locke end up thrashing around on their backs for half an hour like a pair of turtles, trying to get up from the soapy floor while yelling for help*
*Sawyer passes by the shower, looks in, laughs and walks off*
chelle_b -------------------------------------- If I don't believe in Jesus, how can I believe the Pope If I don't believe in heroin, how can I believe in dope If there's nothing but survival, how can I believe in sin In a world that gives you nothing We need something to believe in.
BIG hi to Mushi, Beach Crew, zinzi, Kiowa Warrior, esn, Mrs Ferg, discob, *SP* and The Wizard DOL - Spreading the word and promoting his image. DOH: Dudes of Hurley: DUDE!!! Promotions Officer.
do you mind!? Im having a shower..cant you wait!?" 
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and a few other jack clubs..mostly 'Jate' orientated 
..are you Sawyer_Rocks? 
] hehe!