is there a decent list of all Sawyers witty remarks and nicknames??

I think you can find them round and about but i dont think there is actually a discussion on here dedocated to them

there should be!!!

Let's Start one:

Sawyer
Boo.
Jack [relieved/annoyed]
What are you doing in here?
Sawyer
Trick or treat, same as you.
Jack
You're looting.
Sawyer
Aww, you say potato. . .
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Jack
Sawyer.
Sawyer
Right behind you, Jackass.
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Sawyer
The mighty huntress returns. What's for dinner, hon. . .
Kate
Not now.
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Sawyer
You're in my light, sticks.
Shannon
Lightsticks? What the hell is that?
Sawyer
Light, comma, sticks. As in those legs of yours.
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Jack
Well, I wish I shared your faith.
Sawyer (entering)
Wouldn't mind sharing a few things with her myself.
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Jack
Get up.
Sawyer
Why, you want to see who's taller?
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Kate (looking Sawyer up and down)
Must be cold without your trunks.
Sawyer
You bet. How about you come a little closer and warm me up?
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Sawyer
Doctor playing golf. Woo, boy howdy, now I've heard everything. What's next, cop eating a donut?
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So hows that for ya?

DOn't look at me like that....I know I seem obsessive but you can easily find them on the internet!

ooh this could be the start of someting... good work!

Sawyer: [Jack confronts Sawyer after he beat up Boone] No, I whupped a thief 'cause he was going through my stuff! I don't know what kinda Commie Share-fest you're running over in Cavetown, but down here possession's nine-tenths, and a man's got a right to protect his property.

lol they're great! i think there used to be a topic on these, its quite a few pages back by now though

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well thank you, boar expert
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Sawyer: [about Sayid] Why don't we ask Al Jazeera here?

Ana-Lucia Cortez: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

Kate tries to grab a case from between Sawyers legs (lucky case)..
Sawyer- "Gotcha"
Kate- "Get off of me"
Sawyer- "Golly,hate to bicker about positions sweetheart but you're the one on top..maybe you're not here for the case at all".....Kate headbutts him...
Sawyer-"Hell woman-if you wanted to play rough all you had to do was say so"

Always makes me chuckle.

Ha i love them all!!! Sawyers sooooooo funny!!!!

Ok, soz 4 da disapointmnt bt i aint got any sawyer remarks 2 rite ere...BUT..dont ya jus luv it wen he calls Kate "Freckles"? He's so sexy, fit, sexual, rugged, handsome, gorgeous...im gettin a bit cariied away aint I? lol!x

Slight Spoiler

* Michael: 'Leave me alone!'
Sawyer: 'Or you'll do what? Splash me?'*

After being tortured by Sayid:

"Don't stop now, I think my sinuses are clearin'".

Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a gen-u-ine I-raqi. Of course, I'm serious.

That's also after he's been tortured!

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Originally posted by rinji:
Ok, soz 4 da disapointmnt bt i aint got any sawyer remarks 2 rite ere...BUT..dont ya jus luv it wen he calls Kate "Freckles"? He's so sexy, fit, sexual, rugged, handsome, gorgeous...im gettin a bit cariied away aint I? lol!x

yeh lol i find that funny too! 'freakles' hehe

and when kate take shim to see jack about his headaches and he goes ' oh do i get a lollipop?'

quote:

Originally posted by Wolstie:
Spoiler Season 2 You Run, I Con. Tiger Don't Change His Strips

I loved that. Kates face :d That has to be the best episode yet.

great thread, i loved all these

Sawyer: [after pulling the bullet out of his arm] You got a band-aid?

"One second, I'm like this close to the high score on Donkey Kong."

come on folks we want more sawyerisms!

spoiler Sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle, you figure it's a good time to start the Dewey Decimal System. Good thinkin***

*there's a new sheriff in town boys!!*

i just love that one

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Sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle, you figure it's a good time to start the Dewey Decimal System. Good thinkin***

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Winner by a knockout,nice one doc. Now does somebody wanna tell me who or what this son of a bitch is

My favorite one is near the beginning of "whatever the case may be" where Kate throws a rock and hits Sawyers knee and he says "me Kate, me throw rock" then kate goes "shhhhh" and he says "what you smell blood on the wind"