MASSIVE HUGE SPOILERS AHEAD.
Read at Own Risk.
Theres No Place Like Home Part 1.
The show opens with a flashforward. The Oceanic 6 are on an airplane being brought to a press confrence after being rescued. Jack is welcomed back by his mother, Sun and Hurley embrace there parents and Sayid reunites with Nadia. Kate carries Aaron of the plane and tells reporters it is her baby. At Jack's direction, they all lie about how they were rescued.
They all reunite (minus Sun) in a church for the memorial service to Christian Shepard. Jack gives his speech, tells his Dad he loves him. He is approched afterward by a woman - Claire's mother. Six months after the rest of the world Jack finally finds out that he and Claire are related.
Hurley has a suprise birthday -- In an Island Theme!! -- thrown for him at his house. Hurleys dad shows him that he re-build the Camarc - Hurleys touched - but when he gets in he sees the numbers on the ocomeer and freaks out.
In Korea, Sun turns into strong tough Sun and reveals to her father that she has bought half his company out from under him. She tells him that she no longer takes orders from him and that she holds him and someone else responsible for her husbands death. (This will be revealed in the next episode to be Jack)
On the island Jack and Kate go off to the Orchid following the chopper. Faraday freaks out, worried they're going to use the 'Secondary Protocall' against the Losties.
Jack and Kate bump into Sawyer, Miles and Aaron. Jack and Sawyer have another one of their endless fights before continuing to the Orchid. Kate takes Aaron back to the beach with Miles.
On the beach Sayid returns on the zodiac. He goes to look for Jack while Farraday ferries people back to the freighter. Pregnant Sun is one of the first to go. Jin goes with her.
Kate returns just as the zodiac is leaving, she hands Aaron to Sun to take the freighter. Kate is going to help Sayid find Jack.
Sayid and Kate however are trapped by Alpert and a gang of others, they are marched off into the jungle.
Jack and Sawyer make it to the chopper. The pilot Lapius tells them that Keamy and the others have to the Orchid to kidnap Ben. They've hadcuffed him and left him behind. Jack frees him - he thinks that they can take off in the chopper untill Sawyer tells him that Hurley is with Locke and Ben at the Orchid and that he has to go back and get him. (Omg how can you not love him?)
The zoadic arrives at the freighter, Micheal tries to make nice with everyone and tells Sun how he and Walt got back to civillisation and that he is trying to save everyone.
They discover a bomb on the freighter.
(It will be revealed to be connected remotly to the device that Keamy has....)
Locke, Ben and Hurley arrive at the Orchid station, which turns cut to be a greenhouse.
Ben is still stuck on his goofy idea to move the island.
He gives Locke directions to go into the greenhouse and take and elevator down to the real Orchid station below. He tells Locke to put on the generator and he'll meet him down there soon...... once has taken care of Keamy and his men. Ben then goes to Keamy, walks straight up to them ---- and Keamy knocks him out.
Omg I just had to type that all by hand I think my fingers are about to drop off.
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= NINJA CAT 
thats horrible.
