its called "supplies". it's a sawyer episode. here it is.

(a car travels along a road in the australian countyside at high speed in the pouring rain. the camera slowly moves from looking down the barrle of a revolver up an arm with a black leather jacket. the gun is put in a pocket by the driver. suddenly, the car screeches to a halt. the gun is thrown out of the window by the driver into a bush. the driver is now revealed as sawyer. he drives on. the car tyre hits a piece of broken glass and the car slowly stops. sawyer bashes the mirror, breaking it. he cracks the wind screen with his fist. he violently rocks back and forwards in his seat. sawyer screams at the top of his voice. he cries on the steering wheel punching it. the flashback stops. sawyer is on the beach by himself. claire comes over holding aaron.)

claire: Hey.
sawyer: What's up goldielocks?
claire: Can i ask you something?
(pause)
claire: exactly how much stuff have you stolen since we crashed.
sawyer: aint counted. a lot of stuff though.
claire: have i had this conversation before? how much is a lot?
sawyer: how long is a piece of string?
(pause)
claire: you should start helping out. make friendly gestures. without doing that people will like you less and less. especially after taking all those guns for yourself. you miss no-one and no-one misses you. no-one's going to your funeral. i'd put money on that.
sawyer: poor me eh? you must feel sorry.
claire: i don't feel sympathy. i feel pity.
sawyer: you sound like her. (he gestures towards kate who is reading "empire of the sun" by J. G. Ballard by a fire) don't remember the last time i saw freckles read.
claire: whatever. just make friendly gestures to everyone, seriously. it'll have a bigger effect than you think.
(claire walks off with aaron. sawyer sees hurley's shadow standing in his shelter. sawyer rushes in)
sawyer: the hell u doin?
(hurley gives a look of confusion on his face)
sawyer: don't give me that look jabba!
hurley: dude i was jus comin to get my cd player. and i er...kinda...got...carried away.
(he reveals sawyer's letter. the colour drains from sawyer's face. he looks angry)
hurley: how many other guys know about this man?
sawyer: jus one.
hurley: kate?
(pause)
sawyer: yeah.
hurley: thought so.
sawyer: u dont go tellin, hear me? i'm damn serious pillsbury. if u go tellin my secrets i'm gonna get that damn cd player and ram it down your throat.
hurley: dude...
sawyer: thought that mite throw a scare into ya. remember. tell no-one what you read. too many people know a bit about me as it is. they aren't supposed to know about me. two people on this rock understand me. thats too many. tell no-one. no-one!
(sawyer watches hurley leave with the cd player until he disappears)
("LOST" zooms in from the centre of the screen)

How interesting!

And joyus!

I do love anything to do with Sawyer...just don't hurt him ok!?

PROMISE ME!

Sawyer: I'd do as she says man!

Quiet you!

Sawyer: K...

Uh Beachy check out his fan clubs...He is a founder of the we hate sawyer society so don't hold your breath...

*SOBS*

SAWYER: Sounds something like "poor sweet Sawyer...never stood a chance" not sure though!

lol. almost like evry1 knows me on these forums. anyway, on with the plot.

Yay!

More stories...

And I'm sure Sawyer's gonna be perfectly happy and fine!

Am I right?

you'll see

this is quite good, carry on

*spoiler*
well i can tell u its all an experiment

sawyer: hey bruce! er...can you...teach...me...how to...fish? fish? er...FISH! FISH DAMMIT! (makes hand gestures)
(jin laughs and says something in korean)
sawyer: is that a yes or what?
jin: er...yes.
sawyer: great. now i can learn to feed my self and do everything you do myself. i could go live by myself if i wanted to and have a little beach resort. right over there. (points down the beach)
(jin says something in korean)
sun: he says it takes a while to master fishing.
sawyer: well i didn't understand him betty!
sun: it will be a while before you truly understand him.
(pause)
ana-lucia: what's this? a man who doesn't tell anyone anything about himself learning how to fish from jin. that's a first.
sawyer: sure is.
ana-lucia: jin taught me a few tricks. a little bit of korean. basics of fishing.
sawyer: what you know in korean?
ana-lucia: well...please...thankyou...sawyer is a complete idiot.
(sun and ana-lucia laugh. sawyer looks frustrated. sawyer takes his shirt off. no-one can believe what they are seeing. jin says something in korean)
sun: why are you taking your shirt off to fish?
sawyer: i'm usin it as a net. what you lookin' at ponce de leon? you must find me attractive!
ana-lucia: who in their right mind would use their shirt to fish? you need a net! exactly what are you on?
sawyer: come closer and i'll tell you.
ana-lucia: you're crazy. are you gonna get going or what?

the camera cuts to sayid sitting by shannon's grave looking at the radio hurley got off bernard. hurley comes over with his cd player)
hurley: this probably aint a good time. you with...shannon
sayid: it is alright. just so that i can be close tpo shannon when i am working. i have found that i feel more able to work near her. it takes at least two years for someone to move on after losing someone they love. is there something you need?
hurley: er...yeah. my cd player kinda...broke dude.
sayid: broke? how?
hurley: the day after we found that sun could speak english, i was listening to it and er...it...broke.
sayid: everything happens for a reason hurley. the batteries might have run out if you were not doing anything drastic to it.
hurley: well...i'm not the technical guy you know so i dunno how all this stuff works. and you being a communications officer you know how all this works. so er...if you wouldn't mind.
(sayid examines the cd player)
sayid: being a communications officer did not just mean working with radios. it also meant extracting information from the enemy.
hurley: like torture right..?
(long pause)
sayid: yes.
hurley: so does that mean you er...kinda...got info from...G.I.s in the gulf?
(another long pause)
sayid: (sigh) i'm not hiding anything so yes.

(the camera cuts to jack doing a word search inthe hatch. he finds the word four, then eight and crosses off both words. kate comes in)
kate: hey. can i ask you something.
jack: sure kate.
kate: why haven't you accepted my apology from what happened with "the others" yet?
(pause)
jack: i can't really get myself to...you chose to come along when i said not to. i was just a bit shocked about what's developed since then. we're not safe any more. they are dangerous and we cannot live in peace with "the others" hanging over us. walt's gone. michael's gone. nothing is what it used to be.
(pause)
kate: i need to make better judgements. now that we know how capable they are. perhaps we sholud get the guns off sawyer and keep them safe.
jack: how? he'll give us nothing without us giving him something drastic. since things have changed. we'll only get new nicknames if we are very very lucky.
kate: i'm sure we'll think of something. Listen (kate sits on her heels beside jack and turns to face him) amybe you should jus accept my apology and we can move on from ceratin aspects of our lives here.
jack: (thinks) okay.
(pause)
kate: i'm sorry about not following instructions from you when you were right and i was wrong. next time i'll make a better judgement about these situations.
(pause)
jack: apology accepted.
(they hug. jack kisses kare on the cheek. kate loks embarrased but relieved. charlie comes in)
charlie: if you're all done...
jack: what is it?
charlie: we er...have a problem. a tiny teeny bit serious.

Oh...that was joyus!

Sawyer's not injured but topless!

YAY!

I love it when he flirts EVEN if it is with that thing!

But what's the problem...is it Sawyer?

Please be kind!

PLEASE!

BTW...feel free to come to spin-off society and write your spinoff...but try to pick a character and a style!

(the camera cuts to charlie, jack, kate and locke looking at the medical supplies thay have at the caves)
jack: is that it?
locke: sure is.
charlie: all you've got left jack.
kate: we can't have used it up so quickly.
charlie: at least one person amongst us has it.
locke: sawyer. who else? knowing he's always the first person to get shot. took what he needed. he doesn't understand medicine so all he took was at least half the bandages. if everyone elsfinds out half the bandages have gone it's going to get hairy. if they find out sawyer took it they're going to tear him to pieces. they hate him enough as it is.
kate: we could use clothes as improvised bandages. beter improvised than none at all.
locke: i agree with kate.
charlie: we could try getting them off him when his back is turned.
(eko comes in)
eko: what is happening?
jack: half the bandages are gone. and we think we know who took them.
eko: using physical agression against the culprit will not solve anything. if we can think of a deal that would be better.
locke: in other words don't fight fire with fire.
charlie: spot on.
kate: we could try the black rock. rosseau? the front section of the plane?
jack: excuse me?
kate: go to those places to get medical supplies and anything else that might be useful. rosseau is bound to have some bandages. some ammunition or some batteries if we're lucky. there's proably a first aid kit at the nose and material to build shelters. ditto with the black rock.
eko: you are full of ideas.
locke: in other words, go into the dark territory.
(pause. the colour drains from locke and jack's faces)
jack: you know what's over there kate. fine with me if you go to get supplies for us.
eko: i will go with her.
locke: that sounds like a good idea.
charlie: what exactly is this black rock thing? some sort of...black mountain with vultures and thunder and infested with bloody cave men?
locke: a ship. where we got the dynamite to get the hatch open.
charlie: is the stuff still there?
kate: absolutely.
jack: we're not taking any dynamite. after what happened to arzt.
eko: what happened?
(locke does explosion gestures with his hands. charlie gulps)
Charlie: we're not getting anything from that bloody fireball. shes a nutjob. all she talks about is "the others" and whispers. talks about her kid if we're lucky.
jack: who? rosseau?
charlie: the one and only
kate: and her kid is an "other".
locke: true.
eko: we should get going.
(kate starts to walk off)
jack: kate, before you go. if you see or hear anything suspicious. if it is the security system-
charlie: that eats people.
jack: er...yeah...wel anything suspicious. either hide or run like hell.
kate: which one?
locke: that's for you to make a judgement on.
(kate ties her hair into a pony tail)
eko: call it some practice of using the time you have to make decisions.
charlie: in other words decisions in split seconds.

(the camera cuts to sawyer trying to learn how to fish. a crowd has gathered consisting of ana-lucia, hurley, sun, bernard, rose, libby, claire holding aaron and sayid. sawyer is thrashing around with his shirt in the water while jin has already caught eight fish. jin is smiling and sawyer looks frustrated. jin shouts something in korean and sun shouts something in korean back)
hurley: dude, a fish could fish better than you! (he laughs)
rose: all you need is a little bit of practice.
claire: see sawyer, socialising has good effects.
ana-lucia: even if it looks as if you aren't even trying! (she laughs)
(jin catches his nineth fish. sawyer chases a schoal of fish with his shirt held out like a net. jin says something in korean. the camera zooms in on sawyer and he has a flashback.)

(sawyer is walking along a long road in australia. it is in the pouring rain. he is angry and soaking wet he sees a petrol sation and digs in his pocket for the money he has)
sawyer: well sawyer, you've jus killed a damn innocent man who you thought was mr. sawyer. (sighs) damn. basterd set me up. jus get summin' to eat and you'll be ok.
(a more calm sawyer walks into the petrol station)
sawyer: hey! hello! anyone home?
owner: hi mate. how can i help ya?
sawyer: my car broke down a little way back.
(pause. the camera cuts to the owner examining the car)
owner: why's the wind shield smashed?
sawyer: i'm a pissed off guy.
owner: well tell you what mate, you need to calm down. here, have a drink.
(the camera cuts to sawyer having an espresso)
owner: i've seen yanks like you come round here. can't control themselves. need to show how annoyed they are at the world. need to get their own back on someone or something.(pause) there are too many people like you ya know. you need to keep yourself under control. jus have a coffee, i'll fix your car, pick yourself up and carry on. stay in sydney for a while and enjoy the sights. then whan you're ready go back to where you came from, do so. take oceanic trust me. they have a superb service. fly with peace of mind. so they say. what's your name anyway?
(very long pause)
sawyer: james...
(sawyer in his fixed car later drives off. the flashback ends)

YAY!

Another good eppy!

Poor Sawyer though...so sad and tortured! He needs someone...cough...me...cough...to give him a hug!

v. good, also shows how Sawyer got to the plane. Like the lots and lots of Charlie in there. v.v. good.

(sawyer is thrashing around in the water trying to catch fish. charlie comes over to sayid)
charlie: sayid?
sayid: yes.
charlie: could i borrrow that radio?
sayid: why do you need it?
charlie: hurley told me you picked up some music playing. if i could pick up some music and play along to it and maybe keep the troops morale up.
sayid: to get a proper signal you will have to go up higher like we did on the second day and we picked up the french woman's message that has been playing for sixteen years and by now seven months.
charlie: okay.
sayid: take care of it. if you lose it no-one will be happy. it has a range of 1000 miles and could be our best chance of getting home.
(charlie takes the radio and runs off)

I just read it all, its really good

cheers dude.

(sawyer starts chasing the fish to try and catch them with his shirt. jin laughs and shouts something in korean)
sawyer: here fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy! here fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy! here fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy! here fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy! here fi-
(sawyer stumbles over as he tries too hard)
sawyer: OW! son of a bitch!
(the camera pans to see a crab trying to get away from a pathetic sawyer)
sawyer: and you think you could get away from me.
(sawyer tries to pick up the crab. it attacks him with it's claws. sawyer cries out in pain swinging the crab around by his finger. eventually it escapes. everyone else finds it hilarious)
hurley: try to learn korean dude.
claire: fish every day for the next four years and you'll be fine
(jin comes over, picks up the crab and turns it upside down. he says something in korean)
sawyer: oh that's how you do it? well i didn't know that chewie.
(sawyer picks up a starfish and holds it in his palm. jin says something in korean and continues catching sea creatures)
ana-lucia: jin could do this all day.
sun: he never told me why he was so good at what he does.

My poor baby...damn those crabs...but actually, freaky, I'm scared of crabs and Sawyer's trying to kill one!

He must know!

I'm enjoying this...keep up the good work!

thnx alot for your support guys/ gals.

ana-lucia: must have been doin fishing all his life. either he taught himself or someone taught him.
sun: family?
ana-lucia: probably.
hurley: dude, i wanna fish too. i could do so much better than sawyer man!
sawyer (shouting): i'd love to see you try babar.
hurley: comin for it dude.
(sayid looks up from looking at hurley's cd player, laughs then gets back to work)

(the camera cuts to eko and kate carrying supplies back to the caves including a first aid kit, the lavatory door, the pilot's seat, a fire extinguisher, spare clothes, soap from the loo and luggage bags)
kate: can i ask you something?
eko: yes you may.
kate: are you a catholic?
eko: yes. charlie asked me something like that a few days ago. effectively i'm also a priest.
kate: i see. (they stop to drink) because i've...done some bad things in my lifetime.
eko: who has not?
kate: i want to find a way to get away from it all. it's not working.
eko: i have done evil deeds in my life. it all started when i was a child back in nigeria. i was taken in by a rebel militia. everything spiraled out of control from there.
kate: looks like we're all in the same situation.
(pause)
kate: we all need to tell everyone our stories. what we did. the lies we told. the deep, dark sectets we kept. so we'll all truly understand eachother by the time we all get rescued. only when the time is right to pull the plug and let it go. i don't know about you, but that's what i'm gonna do. not for a while though.
eko: to do that other people like you need to have the courage and strength also. that is when you get something in return and it all becomes worthwhile. jack told me a little bit about you.
kate: how much?
eko: what you have been like on the island for the past fifty plus days. nothing else. it is not you that needs to give away your secrets, they need to give away their secrets first. they already know alot about you so i have heard. when they tell you. you tell them, quite simple. the only problem with that is that they don't like to talk about their lives before we all got on the plane. they don't even want to think about them. they want to have a tabula rasa, a blank slate. none of them do. that is what scares them and chases them all like a ghost. even you and me. we all have a secret, we are all guilty. and there is no getting away from that concept of life. and no-one has the right to give away the secrets of another.
(long pause)
eko: we need to keep moving.

(back at the beach, jin has been catching sea creatures like there is no tomorrow. hurley and sawyer are chasing after fish as desperate attempts to catch them)
sawyer: okay lardo, i'm gonna stand here and trap him. when i say now, rush 'em.
hurley: oh dude this won't work.
claire: keep up the good work laurel and hardy! (laughs)
(charlie comes over)
claire: (reluctant) what do you want charlie?
charlie: exactly what are they bloody doing?
claire: them two? (points to sawyer and hurley who are shouting at eachother after losing yet another fish)
charlie: yeah. catching fish i see. not very well.
(sayid comes over and holds aaron to give clire a rest)
sayid: hurley claimed to be better than sawyer at fishing. obviously thay are just as bad as eachother.
(hurley is now chasing after fish and sawyer is laughing at him)
charlie: i'm better than those two bloody idiots.
(charlie comes back with a piece of wood as an improved spear)
charlie: here we go. beat this blondie and fatty.
(charlie charges into the water to join hurley and sawyer's rampage. jin shakes his head while counting his fish. he now has 23 and is taking a break)
(subtitles)
sun: how many have you caught?
jin: about 23.
sun: why that many?
jin: i think i might get one fish for everyone.
sun: you should not be so generous. they could take advantage of your generosity.
jin: who will do that? kate? jack? charlie? john? they are all too nice and they like me too much for that to happen.
sun: it is sawyer i am most worried about. he takes advantage.
jin: yes i know. don't worry about him. it is a one off that i am doing this. for everyone. to do good rather than how i made you suffer.
sun: please jin. let us just forget about that. that is all past. we are all fine and that is what matters. these watches do not matter.
jin: that is why i gave it to michael on the raft. before sawyer intimidated michael to fire the flare and walt was taken.
sun: sawyer what?
jin: what i said

Yay...tht was good...it makes me laugh!

Awww...poor ickle Katie...feelin guilty...bless! Not!

Sorry...but we're not exactly chums...I mean, she kissed Sawyer!

But...I sense trouble ahead for Sawyer...please, please don't hurt him!

(charlie, hurley and sawyer are thrashing around at the fish trying to catch them but they are attcking nothing not realising there are no fish around)
charlie: look! stop! there are no bloody fish around. we're thrashing at nothin'.
sawyer: what?
hurley: urgh dude.
charlie: we're doin nothin'.
sawyer: we could go in the rocks.
hurley: and get your feet cut to shreds man? great idea.
charlie: better idea than going on a hopeless rampage trying to catch fish when jin beats us all put together.
sawyer: wel we better get some treads on pillsbury.
(sawyer and hurley get their shoes on. charlie, hurley and sawyer move to the rocks. they start to try and pick up limpets)
sawyer: c'mon little fella. we all know you wanna get out of your shell and let us eat ya.
charlie: you need a bloody knife mate.
hurley: dude, you aint gonna get a sea...thing...like that at this rate.
(jin shouts something in korean)
hurley: yeah cool dude thanks.
sawyer (still trying to get the limpet): why won't he jus let go?!
(sawyer has a flashback)

(sawyer is in the shower in his hotel room)
bell girl: room service.
sawyer: come on in, clean up, the tip is by the tv and get out.
bell girl: well, are you going to talk to me in person or what?
sawyer: just a minuite babe.
(by the time sawyer is out the shower, the bell girl has already cleaned up)
bell girl: that wasn't exactly quick.
(sawyer has a towel round him)
sawyer: sweetheart i'm havin a shower and you come in to clean up my mess.
bell girl: and alot of it. big tip too.
sawyer: plenty more where that came from. i have so much in my pockets it's not even funny.
bell girl: how much?
sawyer: let me show you. ssshhhh...
(sawyer drops his towel and puts a do not disturb sign on the door)
sawyer: what's your name?
bell girl: saskia. yours?
sawyer: sawyer.
sawyer: cold?
saskia: a bit.
sawyer: come closer and i'll warm you up. i'll give you extra for the tip.
saskia: later on, i've got to finish the cleaning job.
sawyer: don't be late. (winks)
( later on. saskia and sawyer start kissing with sawyer on top. sawyer puts $150 in saskia's shirt and pulls out a contraceptive pill)
(later on)
saskia: that was amazing sawyer.
sawyer: must have been fun. want a drink?
saskia: i...er...should be going and carrying on my job.
sawyer: oh c'mon barbie, jus one.
saskia: (thinks) okay. (gives sawyer a card with her name, telephone number and address on) of course i will.
(the flashback ends)

(at the caves, locke and jack are looking at the supplies brought back by eko and kate)
jack: this is all good.
locke: theres something we can all use in here. where did they get all of this?
jack: the front of the plane, where we got the transciever.
locke: some bandages are ok but for fifty people we need alot. injuries ranging from big to small we need more than just make shift bandages and equipment from first aid kits.
jack: yeah. what happened to eko and kate anyway?
locke: they went straight back out again to get more supplies. they took the axe too.
jack: probably to cut off bits of the plane for shelters.
locke: it takes a long time to cut up a plane with just a fire axe. i don't think they took the axe just for the plane. kate mentioned something about the black rock. might they both be there?
jack: who needs dynamite? there's nothing to blow up right now.
locke: there's more than just dynamite in that ship jack, we should take a look for ourselves.

(on the beach, charlie and hurley are getting tired of fishing and are losing energy fast. sawyer is still full of adrenaline)
hurley: dude, i'm shattered. we've been scrambling around for fish and crabs for hours and we have caught well...little.
sawyer: if you're hungry jethro, pick up the pace. (starts looking for fish) c'mon, something pop your head out, come to daddy. sons of bitches. (he sees a massive fish in the open water) whoa! thats a whopper!
hurley: dude! thats a big one! hey jin! theres a big one over there!
jin: er...YOU!
sawyer what did you say mr. miagi?
jin: YOU!
charlie: i think he told us to get it guys.
hurley: what are we waiting for dudes? hey! it's trying to get away!
sawyer: don't you run away from me buddy!
(charlie, hurley and sawyer race towards the fish. sawyer steps on a sharp rock. he yells out in pain. charlie and hurley keep running. charlie pounces on the fish)
charlie: i'm not bloody stoppin. i'm gonna get you and finish this.
hurley: dude it's mine! i was here before you.
(they fight over the fish as well as fighting eachother)
charlie: i thought we're soddin' well workin together hurley.
(they catch it)
hurley: yeah dude! that's made my day!
(sawyer groans, his foot is bleeding)
hurley: dude, you look pretty busted up.
(sawyer rips off the sleve of his shirt and ties it round his leg as a ligature)
sawyer: wel state the obvious stay-puff.
(charlie and hurley deliver thier prize to the applauding crowd on the beach)
sawyer: in two hours worth of fishing, we got 8 sea things. while chewie gets over forty.
(even claire is applauding charlie and just smiles towards him)
sawyer: seems like this whole damn island hates me.
(he tries to stand up and his leg hits a large crab. the crab pinches sawyer. he screams)
(subtitles)
sun: jin, how many did you catch?
jin: 42. not many more needed. a few more to feed everyone and a special dinner for ourselves.
(sun smiles and starts to walk off)
jin: sun!..i love you. you are everything to me. (a tear nearly comes to his eye)

(at the caves, eko and kate have brought back a third special delivery)
libby: exactly how much stuff have you got there?
kate: quite a bit. it's all from the front section.
libby: so i heard from locke. you should take a rest you know. you've done enough for one day.
(the camera looks at the pile. it includes three doors, two seats, several large pieces of the fuselage, a fire extinguisher, pieces of the seats, pillows, blankets, soap, even more suit cases, lots and lots of clothes and pieces of wood)
libby: it looks as if you've been doing this all day.
kate: i'm fine.
libby: you're kate aren't you?
kate: that's me. libby?
libby: pleased to meet you.
(they shake hands)
kate: where is everyone?
libby: most of us have been down at the beach. sawyer, hurley and now charlie have been fishing.
kate: sawyer? fishing?
libby: yeah. they're probably all done by now.
(kate has a drink)
kate: well better get some more supplies. the bandages are running out and a singe first aid kit clearly isn't enough.
(kate takes some suit cases and turns to leave. libby sees a .45 handgun in kates jeans. libby just watches her go)

Loving your work Jonno....It's fab..xx