Logo, click to go to homepage Logo, click to go to homepage
    C4 Forums    Lost Forums    Lost    an eppy i made up. *contains s2 spoilers*
Page 1 2 3 4 
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
  Login/Join 
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
cheers dude!!!!!!
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by jonno loves kate:
cheers dude!!!!!!


Oh my lovely...Thank you for putting me in your sig...Your NEW sig...I will add you to mine...
How sweet of you....Mwahhhhhhhhhhh

BTW..What did happen to your fanclubs????


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Sparkly Gold Star
Picture of Beach Crew
Posted Hide Post
Although I am slightly ANNOYED by the pain Sawyer is going through...bless his heart!

I am so happy you put me in your sig...gonna add you to mine in a min!

BTW...if Sawyer needs someone to make him feel better...you know where to send him! Wink



•·.·´¯`·.·•ßÉåÇh¥•·.·´¯`·.·•
Hugs to krekk - My Bestest Forum Buddy and smiles to everyone else! *FoS* *COL*
"You taste like Strawberries," - Sawyer to Beachy
"If you think one bottle of Holy water and one crucifix is gonna stop me, think again" - Exorcism of Beachy
"Save the cheerleader, save the world!" - We're Heroes
“I’m gonna make you popular, just not quite as popular as me” – I’m Wicked
 
Posts: 19865Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Gold Star
Picture of sindrocks
Posted Hide Post
Keep it going!
 
Posts: 564Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
Got anymore my lovely??? Not that I'm trying to rush you... Big Grin


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
(locke and jack are at the hatch)
JACK: sawyer wants those drugs john and he's gonna do anything to get them
LOCKE: he just might jack. but the good thing is that he does not know where they are and we do. dead men tell no tales jack and he can't get the location of the drugs off of us if we're both dead
JACK: i don't want to die john. obviously you do
LOCKE: well neither do i. but what i just stated is true and everyone on this island knows it jack. even someone seemingly heartless like him knows
JACK: does he?
LOCKE: sure, he does. count on it
(libby storms in)
LIBBY: sawyer's coming! sawyer's coming! he has a gun!
(pause)
LIBBY: well? aren't you going to look scared? it's a shotgun he's got!
(pause)
LOCKE: me and jack expected him to come with a gun. he won't kill us
LIBBY: how do you know that?
JACK: well, i don't. john obviously does
LOCKE: well me and hurley know something about him which i can gaurantee no-one else knows about him
LIBBY: oh yeah and what's that?
(pause)
LOCKE: you need to find that out for yourselfs
JACK: why?
LOCKE: it's no-one's place on this island to give away the secrets of another. we need to give away our secrets ourselfs. when we feel the time is right, give them away. all of them. i can tell you that we are not going to reveal everything about ourselfs for a very long time. we all need to do it sooner or later. only then will others understand and be prompted to follow suit. are secrets and lies good things libby? jack? maybe. maybe not. white lies need to be told when necessary in order not to hurt feelings. maybe that's why you have lied to me about a lot of things and i lied to everyone about why boone was wounded and the hatch amongst other things. tell the truth when nescessary. what someone doesn't know won't hurt them
JACK: other things? what other things?
(pause)
LOCKE:think of what everyone and everything is like now as 'animal farm'. the people rise up against the royalty. the pigs and the animals attack the farmers and drive them out. then the new leaders become like dictators. jack, libby, maybe the spiritual leaders amongst us are dictators, the farmers. somewhere someone might be planning to take control and overthrow us. the communists. after that the people who have taken our place become like hitler, or stalin. they become like us. talk like us, walk like us, even dress like us. at the end of the day, when everything has descended into chaos, the social and political opposition is either dead, imprisoned or just simply supressed they say 'everyone is equal but some are more equal than others'.
LIBBY: either you're equal or you're not
LOCKE: exactly. then we come back and that's when the real conflict begins. the original rulers, that's us, come back to take what's rightfully ours. the counter revolutionary wars rage while everyone else looks on
LIBBY: who do you think might be planning against us right now?
LOCKE: my first candidate would be...
(long pause)
LOCKE: that's what we should discuss ourselfs. in case one of us in here is planning something and gets ideas
JACK: sawyer can't possibly be on our side
LOCKE: maybe that's what you should decide to think
LIBBY: kate's gotta be on our side
LOCKE: absolutely. she wants to confide in you jack. sawyer isn't good for her and we all know it. you should confide in her as much as you do in ana-lucia. is it because of what happened with mr. friendly?
JACK: for a while, yeah. we made up about it today. i should do what you suggested
LOCKE: yes. you should
JACK: but she won't open up to me
LOCKE: be patient jack. kate'll do it when she's ready to do so
(pause)
LIBBY: who else might plan against us?
LOCKE: that's what you keep to yourself
LIBBY: so we lie about it?
LOCKE: your choice
JACK: and root it out when a majority think that someone will plot against us
LOCKE: yes. first step is to get the guns back jack. no weapons. no control jack. that's our foothold and then everything goes from there. keep it all to yourselfs. we've said enough here to start a civil war
(they sit and stare at eachother)
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
sorry i meant guns

refer to line 1
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
Excellent!!!!

100% bloody fabulisso... xx


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
BTW...Did you find out what happened to your fanclubs??


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
[QUOTE]sorry i meant guns

refer to line 1[QUOTE]

i didn't mean to say that. i meant drugs
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Sparkly Gold Star
Picture of Beach Crew
Posted Hide Post
That was very good...do you like Locke the best coz you certainly know his character?!

But...sweetie...you are gonna give Sawyer his meds right...not that I'm panicking...

*Twitches nervously*

But...he needs his meds...please!



•·.·´¯`·.·•ßÉåÇh¥•·.·´¯`·.·•
Hugs to krekk - My Bestest Forum Buddy and smiles to everyone else! *FoS* *COL*
"You taste like Strawberries," - Sawyer to Beachy
"If you think one bottle of Holy water and one crucifix is gonna stop me, think again" - Exorcism of Beachy
"Save the cheerleader, save the world!" - We're Heroes
“I’m gonna make you popular, just not quite as popular as me” – I’m Wicked
 
Posts: 19865Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
no i neva found out about my fanclubs
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
lol! keep reading
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
(ana-lucia, charlie, kate and sayid are in the holds of the black rock)
CHARLIE: what do you bloody mean no dynamite?
SAYID: i don't want one of us to get blown up
KATE: like arzt did
ANA-LUCIA: exactly how volatile is that stuff?
CHARLIE: basically breath on it softly and half the island goes bye bye
(pause)
CHARLIE: is there a medical centre on this boat?
ANA-LUCIA: should be
SAYID: we should check upstairs
KATE: works for me

(they enter a room with a bloodstained table)
ANA-LUCIA: i think we have a winner
CHARLIE: exactly how are we going to get all this stuff back to camp
SAYID: we cannot take it all. we need to do it over at least 4 days. it is best if we take what we can and leave. we don't have much light left
CHARLIE: so what can we take?
KATE: what we can carry as individuals
CHARLIE: like saws and irons and scissors and stuff?
ANA-LUCIA: that would be wise
CHARLIE: could we take the sails?
(pause. everyone stares at charlie like he is out of his mind)
SAYID: the sails? we need an army to carry that
CHARLIE: no i mean...cut it up. use it as blankets and...laying people to rest
ANA-LUCIA: that sounds like a good idea
KATE: same here

(the camera cuts to jin and sun walking along the beach)
(subtitles)
SUN: why are we going this way?
JIN: i prepared a meal for us. just you and me
(sun laughs)
SUN: why?
JIN: as a special treat. we all need to let go and do something special. even if we are stuck here for i do not know how long
(jin reveals a blanket with torches lit around it)
JIN: here we are sun, the two of us

(the camera cuts to jin and sun sitting down to eat)
SUN: it looks you are the most liked person here jin
JIN: am i?
SUN: yes
JIN: are you sure?
SUN: YES. even if you do not speak english. it was so generous to give out all that fish today. i can be your translator though
JIN: of course
(pause)
JIN: i was not able to give all of it out today. there were about 4 people i couldn't find. it is a shame that the fish rotted after a while. i can catch more
SUN: without breaking the food chain
JIN: yes. but that takes time. i need to let the fish reproduce
SUN: how long does that take?
JIN: the patterns change depend on the type of fish
SUN: but quite a bit of time anyway
JIN: yes
(they continue eating)
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
Excellence at it's very best Jonno..Yet again..
Well done to you..xx


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
(hurley and libby are sitting on the beach. claire comes over holding aaron)
CLAIRE: hey
HURLEY: yo
CLAIRE: hi. do you know where everyone is? it seems really quiet with no-one about you know
LIBBY: yeah. sawyer went off into the jungle with a shotgun just now. ana-lucia, charlie, kate and sayid are out there (points to the jungle) getting stuff
CLAIRE: still?
HURLEY: yep. they'll be well er...killing stuff if things get hairy. boar if they're very, very lucky
CLAIRE: are they armed?
HURLEY: makes the U.S. marines look ill equipped. they've been going all 'platoon' like all day
LIBBY: at least there's a full moon
CLAIRE: true. it's strange how we haven't heard from the thing that rips up the jungle for ages
HURLEY: it's still out there. i'm pretty sure

(jack is at the computer. a shotgun is stuck to his head)
SAWYER: wake up jacko. time for my medicine
JACK: do no harm sawyer. you'll be doing more damage than good by shooting me
SAWYER: oh yeah? why's that?
JACK: i know more about surgery and medicine than anyone else on this island. half of us would be dead without me
SAWYER: well i tell you what dr. do right, i've been lookin for this damn stuff all day. limping around the magical forrest with chinese cinderella's (sun) herbs, stuffing my hands in your stuff in cave town and asking around for the location of your pills in beach town. and i've got nothing out of no-one. there's no way i can socialise with the pack without saladin (sayid) shoving a knife in my arm, captain hook (mr. friendly) sticking bullets in me and boars that colonel kurtz (locke) never slaughters attacking me for no reason. even the damn frogs don't like me. i'm making an effort here and it all backfires. i don't have any idea why. friendly gestures. no results. nasty gestures. scowls all round. now i want my drugs or your brains go flying sherrif
JACK: how often have you tried these tactics sawyer?
(pause)
SAWYER: once
JACK (very calm): you could start by giving back all the stuff you've stolen since we crashed. then you could try-
SAWYER: shut up and stop the mr nice guy thing!
JACK: think of 'a midsummer night's dream' sawyer. the more angry you get, the more calm i get. viscious circle isn't it? just calm down and we can make a deal.
(pause)
SAWYER (interested): deal huh? i'm listening
LOCKE: give us the guns and we'll give you the drugs
(the camera turns to look at locke standing behind sawyer)
SAWYER: the hell did you say?
JACK: well, we need the guns in order to keep order here, we all know that. and you need the drugs. we both have something that we both need. you have what we need and we have something that you need.
LOCKE: we need most of the bandages that you took sawyer. probably 'cos you know you're the first person to get shot out of everyone. the first one to get in the line of fire
(pause)
SAWYER: this is all her idea isn't it cowboy?
JACK: none of this was her idea. just because you're abandoning suttlety sawyer. just me, john and sayid planned this. as i was saying. you need antibiotics, bandages, stitches and painkillers. you need all four. stitches to close up the lips of the wound, bandages to cover it up and antibiotics to kill the infection. then the painkillers stop the wound hurting like hell. without all that, for a couple of days you'll think you're fine. this is just like when you gave me the marshall's case. with a wound like the one you have you'll be in agony after just 4 days and it'll sound like murder. a week later, you'll be begging for death, the medicine or just simply for us to cut off your leg. have you seen the cargo door at the caves? i use it for amputations. i was going to use it to cut off boone's leg the night he died. i couldn't get myself to slam the door shut. with you i won't hesitate. i'll be doing everyone a favour effectively. you can watch me and kate skip into the sunset and you sit there with one leg. even more annoyed at everyone and everything than ever. before you ask 'what if you don't cut it off?' if the leg doesn't go, the infection will spread to the rest of your body, your major organs will shut down one by one and you will die. what a waste of human life eh? an argument over supplies ends in tears. she'll cry at your funeral if you're lucky. you poor, poor basterd sawyer, you must be a very, very brave person
LOCKE: so what's it going to be sawyer? lose the guns or lose the leg? do we have a deal?
(very long pause. an extremely angry sawyer throws his gun at locke)
SAWYER: deal
(sawyer has a flashback)

(sawyer is being escorted by two police officers to the departures lounge)
OFFICER #1: your plane leaves in two hours
SAWYER: nice cap
OFFICER #1: how kind
(they go up an escalator)
OFFICER #2: did you hear what he said?
SAWYER: did i?
OFFICER #2: well did you?
SAWYER: well yeah
OFFICER #1: good
(they leave him at the metal detector)
OFFICER #2: here it is
SAWYER: here's what? it's just a metal detector
OFFICER #1: are you being difficult on purpose?
(pause)
SAWYER: yep
OFFICER #2: he said this is the last time you see australia
SAWYER: good for you to say that. i'm not even plannin' on comin back
OFFICER #1: glad to hear it. there are too many people like you around. when you go home james, i suggest you sort yourself out
SAWYER: well if i'm lucky i might just find him
OFFICER #2: who?
SAWYER: the man who ruined my life
OFFICER #2: you've ruined your own life mate
OFFICER #1: you heard him. now get out before we get you out. you don't want to be got out james ford. it isn't nice. you're making our jobs difficult enough as it is
(sawyer walks through the metal detector. the officers wave cheerily as if waving goodbye to a friend)

(in the bar, sawyer is sitting by himself with a coffee. he pulls out his letter and starts to read)
SAWYER (in his mind): one day...one...day...i'll get you. you b*sterd. you rat. you're dangerous to me. if an accident happened to you and you got killed, it'd save me what i have to do to make me whole again and it will allow me to move on. only when i kill you will i truly stop being sawyer and become james ford again. being sawyer means hating everyone and everything. think of 'taxi driver', that's what sawyer is. i stopped being james ford when i was eight and for now he is dead. think 'peter pan', that's james ford. i can bring him back to life when i read this letter to you and i finish all of this once and for all. all i need to know is where you are. where are you? where are you? where are you?
(sawyer folds up the letter and puts it in his pocket. he finishes his coffee. the flashback ends)

LOCKE: shall we get this all over with sawyer?
(pause)
JACK: let's go over this one more time. you want the drugs to help your wound heal, you need to give us the guns and the bandages. then we're all happy. we clear?
(pause)
SAWYER: we're clear
JACK: good, lets get on with it before our temperatures rise. john, do the computer. i'll go
(sawyer and jack turn to leave)
LOCKE: one more thing sawyer
SAWYER (impatient): what now?
LOCKE: fix your wounds yourself. tie your own bandages, stitch up your own wounds and apply your own disinfectant and painkillers
SAWYER: why's that?
JACK: nothing was said in the deal about someone else fixing you up
SAWYER: why can't you fix me up doc?
JACK: i've got enough to fix as it is
(jack and sawyer leave the hatch)
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
Woah...Jack being a bast*rd...Great.... He is a bit of a git in mine sometimes too.
So, you gonna put Sawyer out of his misery soon or what Jonno.....He must be in agony by now. Just don'y kill him..Beachy will have a fit..Oh and don't kill Jack (please) I will love you forever and a day.....Mwahhhhhhhh
Friggin fab btw....xx


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
ele
Three Silver Stars
Picture of ele
Posted Hide Post
LOVING THE MADE UP EPS AND THE SPINOFFS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK FOLKS


Doh ce doh, oh yo, ho, hello there!
 
Posts: 126Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Sparkly Gold Star
Picture of Beach Crew
Posted Hide Post
OH DEAR....

Oh...my...

I feel it coming....

SAWYER: Don't you dare....

But...

SAWYER: No...not this time...it upsets me so....please NO MORE FAINTING!

awww....ok....

Please make Sawyer better PLEASE!

It hurts my soul...I'll cry...that's a threat...do you really want me to cry?!



•·.·´¯`·.·•ßÉåÇh¥•·.·´¯`·.·•
Hugs to krekk - My Bestest Forum Buddy and smiles to everyone else! *FoS* *COL*
"You taste like Strawberries," - Sawyer to Beachy
"If you think one bottle of Holy water and one crucifix is gonna stop me, think again" - Exorcism of Beachy
"Save the cheerleader, save the world!" - We're Heroes
“I’m gonna make you popular, just not quite as popular as me” – I’m Wicked
 
Posts: 19865Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
Hurts your soul...Well my heart actually bleeds through my skin if Jack is even b1tched about..
I often stay in bed for days..In mourning.. I don't get dressed, I draw the curtains and generally weep about all the sad folk in the world who are deprived of being able to love the Jack...Poor poor man...Oh how I love thee..Let me count the ways.....


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
(night has now fallen. at the black rock, charlie and ana-lucia are in the holds sorting out the surgery equipment)
CHARLIE: we should get sayid a musket you know. more firepower the better
(pause)
ANA-LUCIA: have i seen you before?
CHARLIE: 'scuse me?
ANA-LUCIA: were you in a band?
CHARLIE: well in actual fact i was
ANA-LUCIA: what was it's name?
CHARLIE: have you ever heard of drive shaft?
ANA-LUCIA: yeah. who hasn't. shame what happened to the band.
CHARLIE: yeah. and i was the bassist?
ANA-LUCIA: you're driveshaft? yeah right...

(kate and sayid are up one of the masts cutting off the sails to use as blankets and shelters)
KATE: full moon. that's good
SAYID: are you sure this is such a good idea kate? one slip and there is no safety net
KATE: any other suggestions?
SAYID: we turn around right now and go back to camp. it can't possibly get worse can it?
KATE: no. might start to rain in a sec
(it starts to rain heavily)
SAYID: it looks like it can. how did you learn to predict the weather? did locke teach you?

(sawyer is handing his guns to hurley, eko and jack)
SAWYER: how much ammo you got shaft? how do you know yer not gonna run out and how are you gonna keep them safe?
EKO: we will find a way
SAWYER: how'd ya know i ain't gonna con you?
JACK: we'll have to be careful who we trust
SAWYER: i could get em all back at some point
HURLEY: we'll make sure you don't dude
SAWYER: how babar?
HURLEY: we just will dude
SAWYER: how?
HURLEY: dude! we just...will

(the camera cuts to ana-lucia, charlie, kate and sayid in the jungle)
ANA-LUCIA: how much stuff you guys got?
SAYID: alot. a couple of blankets worth each
KATE: there's a couple more places we can try for supplies
ANA-LUCIA: there is?
KATE: rosseau
(pause. everyone else is sceptical)
SAYID: rosseau might have said something to hurley
CHARLIE: another day.
ANA-LUCIA: so who is rosseau?
(pause)

(the camera cuts to sawyer giving the last virgin mary statue to eko)
SAWYER: how'd ya know they ain't gonna get broken on the way back to the hole moses?
EKO: they will not
SAWYER: you must be the personification of fate
EKO: think that then sawyer
SAWYER: are you sure kurt cobain (charlie) ain't gonna get hold of them?
HURLEY: we'll make sure no-one gets these man. they're obviously not what they seem dude
(they are interrupted by a sound in the jungle. they look up. locke looks up from the computer aaron starts crying and claire picks him up. jin and sun look up from their meal. jack mouths "kate". the noise stops)

(in the jungle ana-lucia, charlie, kate and sayis have stopped their conversation about who rosseau is)
CHARLIE: we need to move
ANA-LUCIA: that's the monster right?
(the black smoke passes from behind them)
ANA-LUCIA: what's that?
(the trees start getting torn up around them)
SAYID: RUN!
(they start running)
CHARLIE: split up!
(charlie and ana-lucia go one way. kate and sayid go another)
SAYID: see you at camp!
(kate stops in her tracks while sayid keeps on running without looking back)
kate (under her breath): come out and show yourself.
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Gold Star
Picture of sindrocks
Posted Hide Post
Wow my hearts racing.....this is great, but is there ever gonna be an ending?
 
Posts: 564Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
Oh My....How do I go on?? I fear my heart will give out at any given moment.....
Please...Just make it end happy......Please...
Big Grin


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
<jonno loves kate>
Posted
(the camera follows the black smoke as it comes towards kate. kate digs into her backpack, taking out the toy plane and puts it in her pocket. the camera zooms in on kate's face. kate looks into the black smoke. she sees something which makes the colour drain from her face. kate turns on her heels and runs like hell, dropping her rifle and backpack. every now and again looking behind her. the camera moves down to show a root sticking out of the ground. kate trips over it and kate falls down a steep slope, hitting her head at the bottom. kate tries to get up but falls unconcious. the camera zooms back into the trees to show a muddy, slightly bloody and unconcious kate lying in a puddle in the mud and rain. the camera fades to black, and the sound of the rain drains out)

("LOST")

(credits)
 
Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
One Platinum Star
Posted Hide Post
Oh Yay!!!! You finished that eppy...Very good Jonno my lovely, as always....xx


•·.·´¯`·.·•Darnellicious to win!!<•·.·´¯`·.·•



 
Posts: 23406Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
 Previous Topic | Next Topic powered by eve community Page 1 2 3 4