I'm not being funny yeah. But what actually was that Clapham Junction thing?
I mean first of all, there was the black boy who played violin. How on earth does that represent his homosexuality. I mean he barely spoke. How did we even know he was gay? I mean, he might have just been some posh kid who all the chavs didn't like.
Then there was that guy who beat that guy up. You see, at first i thought he was gay and was just a little nervous about hooking up with the bald guy who wet himself. Then he beats xseven shades of sh!t out of him, so then i thought maybe he was just a homophobe who was likeundercover to beat up the gay people. But then he got beat up himself, and made a pass at that bald guy on the bench and the doctor. But the thing is, why did they actually have to show their dicks every two seconds? i mean, honestly.
Then the two gay husbands, i thought that was kinda sweet, awww. In fact, that was the only storyline i actually understood.
Then there's that 14-year-old peeping tom kid who fancies that guy. I'm not being funny. But he was really rude. I mean he insisted on going into his house even though he knew he wasn't wanted, and even worse he didn't even leave. haha, he was quite small though, where it counts. i'm sorry but <i>that</i> caused a thirty year old man, who presumably wasn't a virgin to be in pain. lmao, how pathetic. I mean, it was a little sweet between them two coz they fancied each other, but honestly, why would you just insist on entering where you're not wanted.
All in all i thought it was okay, but i got really confused by it and didn't have to see everyone's penis every five minutes.
A playwright chats to a TV boss who won't put on his new play. A young black boy is playing a violin and being possibly menaced by some school bullies. Another young white boy is chatting to his posh mum. Then two gay men are getting married in a posh wedding, one a doctor, the other just rich, and they say how much the are in love. A sodomite vicar appears then disappears. A minute later the rich man is cruising a cute waiter, who responds, though 30 years younger. They shag downstairs and sniff coke, and the rich man gives this trade he has just met the very expensive ring his husband just gave him. Then a cute young guy is seen chatting to his nan, who asks him to phone his mum but he won't. Then he gets dressed to go out and we see him sniffing coke and giving his cock a good squeeze in close-up. In the club he cruises the same young waiter from before, but gets into a queeny huff because the waiter says hello to a friend. He meets another guy, whose flat they go back to, and who he beats nearly to death and pisses on because he played the Pet Shop Boys. Then the playwright goes to a toilet at Clapham Common, where he is cruised by a posh man, but they are interrupted and the posh man ends up being buggered in a cubicle by a truck-driver. The playwright leaves and the same young waiter enters the toilet, where he is threatened by some straights who chase him onto Clapham Common where they beat him to death. Between all of this we have been seeing the young black boy playing the violin and being menaced by bullies who are call him gay, and also the young white boy cruising a greasy looking working-class man in the library. Meanwhile the playwright and the posh-man in the toilet turn up at the same dinner-party, where, coincidentally, the Jamaican mother of the violinist is the home-help. The posh-man is not out to his somewhat homophobic wife, which amuses the playwright. Meanwhile the 14 year-old white-boy smokes a cigarette while looking at the man from the library who coincidentally lives in a council flat opposite his posh house and who sits semi-naked leaving his curtains open. He decides to knock on the man’s door to retrun the man's dropped pencil, and although initially rebuffed, they end up shagging. Meanwhile the anti-Pet Shops guy is also on the Common, where he tries to pick up another guy, and then stumbles across the young waiter who is nearly dead, stealing the ring given to him by the rich guy. At the dinner-party, which is just across the road, they see the ambulance eventually collecting the waiter, and the playwright tells the closet-case he must tell the Police if he knows something. The mother of the young white-boy has the feeling she must go to check on him at home, and from there sees him in the house of the guy across the street because they had forgotten to close the curtains while having sex. She is alarmed because she had heard the guy is a paedophile and goes over to tell him off and rescue her son, but they deny all. Then the anti-Pet Shops psycho goes to Hampstead heath, where he is picked up by a very big guy who for some reason has decided to beat him half to death too. Then, coincidentally the psycho ends up in hospital with the very same doctor who was getting married! The doc finds the ring that he had given his husband and rings him to say he is not pleased. Finally we see the rich closet-case ringing the police to say what he knows, and the closing shot is of the young violinist’s smashed instrument in a tunnel where previously he had been menaced by some bullies.
Actually, on second thoughts I agree that most of it was confusing but not about the violinist-of course he barely spoke,but he showed all the classic signs of being a closet teenage gay-he played the violin, dressed smart and was extremely isolated. As for the violent encounter between Paul Nicholls' character and the bald guy on the bench,I'm really clueless-he picks him up, the bald guy propositions him,he accepts, they head off in to the woods,they look as though they're getting it on,as the bald guy leans towards the Paul character,the Paul character murmurs "so you're going to teach me a lesson?" to which the bald guy replies "yeah, it's what you deserve, I'm going to enjoy it", the next thing we know the Paul character's sporting a dripping head wound and limping along to the nearest hospital-did the bald guy trick him in order to give him a good hiding? Or did the Paul character lunge at him first and the bald guy defended himself? Also,when the Paul character found the hot waiter savagely injured, why did he decide not to help him but made off with the ring he was carrying around with him? Was the Paul character gay or was he a bicurious homophobe?
