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Ok, so i have a joke (a very bad one though!!)

Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Wednesday!


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You've confused me.



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my jokes > your jokes


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That's the whole point! Wink
 
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There really should be an Idiot Thread for these sort of people.....it would abbreviate to TIT too!! Razz


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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
 
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Originally posted by FULofHAM:
my jokes > your jokes

what??
 
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Originally posted by Oh_no:
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Originally posted by FULofHAM:
my jokes > your jokes

what??


I'll say it again

my jokes > your jokes


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Originally posted by Nausikaa:
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


I take it the punchline of this is that we're never gonna get an answer.



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i apologise FULofHam if that's your joke, my friend told me that at school today and i just thought i'd post it here because it was funny! Smile
 
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Originally posted by Nausikaa:
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


I take it the punchline of this is that we're never gonna get an answer.


I'll tell you tomorrow.
 
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Hence the suspense. Ingenius.



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i apologise FULofHam if that's your joke, my friend told me that at school today and i just thought i'd post it here because it was funny! Smile


1- not my joke
2- its not funny
3- it meant that my jokes are better than yours

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Originally posted by Beach Crew:
Hence the suspense. Ingenius.


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i apologise FULofHam if that's your joke, my friend told me that at school today and i just thought i'd post it here because it was funny! Smile


1- not my joke
2- its not funny
3- it meant that my jokes are better than yours

Razz

1. oh
2. what are you talking about?? i think it's really funny, but then again i do have an odd sense of humour
3. tell me one of your jokes!
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I've got a joke that will top even that!
in fact i've got two:

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh

A magic tractor was driving along the road and then it turned into a field.
 
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Hay, there my two most used.

Also, how does a cow with no lips sound? OOOOOOOOOOOO.

Two blondes were goin to disneyland when they saw a sign "Disneyland - left" so they turned back home.

Two blondes walked into a bar, you'd think one of them would've seen it.
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Oh_no:
Ok, so i have a joke (a very bad one though!!)

Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Wednesday!


i dont get it Eek


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ok everyone please ignore what i just said, er i was er joking honestly Big Grin


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Also, how does a cow with no lips sound? OOOOOOOOOOOO.



also the sounds of a camp cow


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Originally posted by Oh_no:
3. tell me one of your jokes!
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ok one making up on the spot;

Jose Mourinho said to William Gallas before the Fulham game,
"William I want you to do something special in the last minute like you did in the tottenham match"
he did. He got sent off



funny and true ^^^ Wink


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lol Big Grin
MAD


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If you would like to check out my other hillarious jokes, please find the "im back so there must be a..." posted by light, sticks

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but if Light Sticks was suspended or banned...wouldnt it of been gone by now? Big Grin


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