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quote: Originally posted by LazyManJackson:
Here's a good Lee Evans quote...
''Getting lost is the worst thing in the world, especially if you're with your wife. That's the nightmare. If you get lost with your wife you know it's gonna be a nightmare. Because you know when you hand your wife the map and you except her to turn into the Lombard rally with the helmet and goggles going, "Go! Go! Go! Left, right, straight ahead!" But they don't, you hand your wife the map and she'll go, "Where are we now?" "That's why I gave you the f'n map!" "All right, all right! You got us lost! Christopher f'n Columbus!" They then go, "Oh look, they have a Woolworths!" You f'n... ''
well what does he expect, maps were made to confuse. why do u think they invented SatNav??
they stole my sig, my lovely sig!!!!
Jack&Kate belong - Jate!
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lol, ok i admit it, i did laugh at that. but it's the faces he pulls. it's irritating!
they stole my sig, my lovely sig!!!!
Jack&Kate belong - Jate!
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Ummmm..I think I have something wrong with me..I watched both of the vids and neither one made me laugh..They raised a smile..But that is it.. I have no humour. 
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u have humour krekk, u just save it for the genius comiedian's like peter kay. 
they stole my sig, my lovely sig!!!!
Jack&Kate belong - Jate!
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quote: Originally posted by crazy chick 84: u have humour krekk, u just save it for the genius comiedian's like peter kay.
Yeah..See now he does crack me up..He is hilarity at it's best..
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How can you not laugh at Lee Evans, are you MAD!!! Only joking, everyone has got different senses of humour...
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The Doc or Locke?
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quote: Originally posted by hollyoaksluva21:
*dads run*
haha! i love the dad run!!! my brother does it down the street sometimes - how embarrassing!!!!! Member #2 of LRMW fanclub! Bad things happen here! Voted kindest member '07 |
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how fast cud u run in ur slippers when u were little? how fast? slippers are fast, slippers!
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hahahahahaha Member #2 of LRMW fanclub! Bad things happen here! Voted kindest member '07 |
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-can i have an ice lolly?
-lets make our own...
you get the ice cube tray from the top of the freezer
-lets make rola cola cubes, rola cola cubes! mmmm
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bit too cold for ice lollies - even if they are rola cola ones!!! Member #2 of LRMW fanclub! Bad things happen here! Voted kindest member '07 |
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-mum mum im thirsty, im thirsty can i hav a drink?
-have a cup of tea.
-what?
-have a cup of tea.
-what do i want a cup of tea for?
-thats the best thing you can have if you're thirsty.
-you're not even irish mum whats wrong with your voice?
-thats the best thing you can have if you're thirsty, it cools you down.
b****cs, what a load of b****cs
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luuuuv peter kay  phoenix nights and max and paddy are hilarious
Stop. Monster.
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Hullo Kendra..
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hey krekks howz life with you at the mo? anything interesting been happenin?
Stop. Monster.
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quote: Originally posted by LazyManJackson:
Here's a good Lee Evans quote...
''Getting lost is the worst thing in the world, especially if you're with your wife. That's the nightmare. If you get lost with your wife you know it's gonna be a nightmare. Because you know when you hand your wife the map and you except her to turn into the Lombard rally with the helmet and goggles going, "Go! Go! Go! Left, right, straight ahead!" But they don't, you hand your wife the map and she'll go, "Where are we now?" "That's why I gave you the f'n map!" "All right, all right! You got us lost! Christopher f'n Columbus!" They then go, "Oh look, they have a Woolworths!" You f'n... ''
lol i like the one "Hate getting lost with my wife. Driving around and she'll go where the f'n hell are we? I dont know WE'RE F'N LOST!!!!" or... "just warming up me tyres...can you get out of the car sir?...now what are you doing? Just warming up me shoes!" |
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quote: Originally posted by LazyManJackson:
Here's a good Lee Evans quote...
''Getting lost is the worst thing in the world, especially if you're with your wife. That's the nightmare. If you get lost with your wife you know it's gonna be a nightmare. Because you know when you hand your wife the map and you except her to turn into the Lombard rally with the helmet and goggles going, "Go! Go! Go! Left, right, straight ahead!" But they don't, you hand your wife the map and she'll go, "Where are we now?" "That's why I gave you the f'n map!" "All right, all right! You got us lost! Christopher f'n Columbus!" They then go, "Oh look, they have a Woolworths!" You f'n... ''
i f'n love this bit i laugh every time!
I ♥ Desperate housewives and lost!
Member no. 40 of Josh Holloway fan club
Member no. 44 of Evangeline lilly fan club
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(sorry nev baby lee evens agen x) Car theives operate in this area, Where else would they operate? The number of times I've been driving through the country and theres a coupla car theives in a field like 'You said there'd be cars!' And thanks for telling us! They're not doing anythin about it! You'd hate it if you were getting mugged and a policeman ran over and said, 'He's muggin you, you know? He's running away with all your money!' i just love the face he pulls when sayin your money lol xxxxx
I ♥ Desperate housewives and lost!
Member no. 40 of Josh Holloway fan club
Member no. 44 of Evangeline lilly fan club
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This is one of my faves... ''This bloke... I swear he's in any supermarket car park, he's great. He walks across the car park and he's got one of those fobs and he opens his car before he gets there. [posh voice] "Ha ha ha! I don't know if you saw what I just did there, but I actually opened my car door before I actually physically got there!" TW**!'' lol, ''I don't know if you saw what I just did then'', hilarious...
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omg thats scary i am watchin it as i read that  lol but still love it cant stop laffin x
I ♥ Desperate housewives and lost!
Member no. 40 of Josh Holloway fan club
Member no. 44 of Evangeline lilly fan club
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have you seen his wembley tour, wired and wonderful, that's his best show without a doubt...
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ye def i had a chance to go see his 2005 tour live and good seats but i couldnt as i promised my m8 weeks b4 i wud go to her b'day party but he is the gr8est lol x
I ♥ Desperate housewives and lost!
Member no. 40 of Josh Holloway fan club
Member no. 44 of Evangeline lilly fan club
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awwwww, shame, what did you do with the tickets?...
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give them me mom and stepdad as a treat
I ♥ Desperate housewives and lost!
Member no. 40 of Josh Holloway fan club
Member no. 44 of Evangeline lilly fan club
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