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Originally posted by hitchhiker42:

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I seem to like liars, thieves and con-men. Big Grin

temp! damn... i don't want to have to transmogrify into pants. :|

Made me flippin crack up !!!! Hitch, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, you lucky thing, which I'd thought of it

Don't worry, I know my place, I know you had him first, just pass him over here when you're done!!!

As for the take that tickets, do you want more people buying up the tickets so we can't get a place on the cruise???

good point... but it might end up just the people on this thread and dirk... possible some crew on the boat.

actually... *grins evilly*

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Originally posted by hitchhiker42:
good point... but it might end up just the people on this thread and dirk... possible some crew on the boat.

actually... *grins evilly*

I have a plan.....my O/H used to be in the merchant navy so with his guidance, we could be the crew. We need to get Dwight aboard too....Hitch how are you at seductive dancing??

We also need someone to distract my O/H while me, Dwight and Dirk remake the Titanic 'King of the World' scene.

I miss MB she was so good at organising these scams

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Hitch how are you at seductive dancing??

rearrange these words to make a popular saying 'left', 'feet' and 'two'..

i could bundle him aboard using my ninja skills though...

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Dwight and Dirk remake the Titanic 'King of the World' scene. Ninja

both of them? don't be greedy now!

where is mb anyway?

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Originally posted by hitchhiker42:
i could bundle him aboard using my ninja skills though...

You got yourself a job

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Originally posted by hitchhiker42:both of them? don't be greedy now!

where is mb anyway?

Well I need one to re-enact the the scene and one to hold the puke bucket....*reminds Hitch of my travel sickness*

MB is gone on holidays, but to be honest, I'm not sure that she hasn't run off to Montana to hunt down Dirk. She said she was goin on a holiday, some flamin holiday, she's abandoned us
*sulks*

yay! i have a job!

ah, i remember well. *shudders at thought of cleaning the van... and the plane* well, i'll get murdock to hold the bucket for you. then i can tidy him up (any excuse).

lucky mb! *wishes she were back in argassi* i think she may well have... shall i send billy on her trail?

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Originally posted by hitchhiker42:
yay! i have a job!

ah, i remember well. *shudders at thought of cleaning the van... and the plane* well, i'll get murdock to hold the bucket for you. then i can tidy him up (any excuse).

lucky mb! *wishes she were back in argassi* i think she may well have... shall i send billy on her trail?

*hangs picture of Lorenzo on the wall to cheer Hitch up*

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Originally posted by Mickey:
I hope you like ATWWF, Ruby. Always supposing it arrives! It's very funny in places, and very not funny in others, and I know that sort of thing confuzzles some people.

will let you know if I recieve it this week, I am prepared....

Mb is on holiday as far as I recall, but it seems a long time..

Spell Hitch? it just natural pher phor erm animal attraction, nowt to do with me.

Watched Bullets and Bikinis, Well, it was nice to see a plumpish girl at the beginning on roller skates, I thought they wouldn't exsist in Miami!!!
Dancin skills will Ballet or Line dancin do?

thank you temp.

sorry to tell you ruby, they all died out in miami at the start of the ninties... miami is now the natuiral habitat of that most unnatural creature.. the lettuce eater...

Thought as much hitch, But it was unusual tho xx

tell you what... i arrange with murdock to make air drops of my incredibly fattening cheesey pasta to the starving girls of miami.

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thank you temp.

sorry to tell you ruby, they all died out in miami at the start of the ninties... miami is now the natuiral habitat of that most unnatural creature.. the lettuce eater...

I'm a lettuce eater .....but only if it's topped off with a quarterpounder, cheddar cheese, tomato, ketchup, mayonnaise, a bit of onion and a sesame seed bun and accompanied by a chocolate milkshake

oooh I'm kind of peckish now!!

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I'm a lettuce eater Frown .....but only if it's topped off with a quarterpounder, cheddar cheese, tomato, ketchup, mayonnaise, a bit of onion and a sesame seed bun and accompanied by a chocolate milkshake Big Grin

oooh I'm kind of peckish now!!

*drools at the description of food*

*remember's the burgers in argassi*

*drools some more*

I thought you lot had made lots of plans to switch to beans and rice?!

me? never!

Eh...I have switched to beans... ...nothing beats dippin a burger into baked beans. It almost beats burgers with gravy and chips *feels arteries tighten*

ewww hate gravy and chips...

egg fried rice is the way to go!

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I thought you lot had made lots of plans to switch to beans and rice?!

I did! I am now a pestecarian! Sorry i always liked fish ( as does Dirk so i am ok)and my vegetables.

A pestecarian? You only eat pests?!