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Well get yourself sorted. Because take it from me, being single AND 40 is rubbish.

On the contrary ......
 
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I am pretty positive she/he was smiley Crazy



I hope so cos otherwise I would have to launch into my agist speech Laugh


Is that the speech that takes you alot longer than it used to?



Laugh Razz
 
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Not at all, and we are better too.


I should think so, with all those years to practice.
 
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confidence too Liz
 
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I have discovered Anne Summers

and that is all I am prepared to say Wink
 
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I think I've forgotten what to do. Is it like riding a bike?
 
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I have discovered Anne Summers

and that is all I am prepared to say Wink


Well she must be getting on a bit now.

Personally, I use the same techniques I did when I was young. Just make sure I take some paracetomol an hour before.

And NOT that blue diamond shaped tab of course Eek
 
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Personally, I use the same techniques I did when I was young. Just make sure I take some paracetomol an hour before.


Confused
 
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Personally, I use the same techniques I did when I was young. Just make sure I take some paracetomol an hour before.


Confused


Good for muscle pain and aching bones me'dear!
Doesn't do much for shortage of breath tho!
 
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you are baad trevo Laugh
 
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(how old were you when you outted? how old are you now? I ask out of pure interest toward my fellow lovely poster but if you don't wish to divulge so publicly I will overstand)
 
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(how old were you when you outted? how old are you now? I ask out of pure interest toward my fellow lovely poster but if you don't wish to divulge so publicly I will overstand)


I put the first ever gay personal ad in New Musical Express at age 17, 1977 (quite an easy equation to get to current age, eh?).

Lived at home with non-knowing parents - had 132 replies, wrote back to about 30, one of whom wrote back to my parents, anonymously.
One of the 30 turned into relationship and we moved to London together a year later.

Been out and happy ever since!
 
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I think I've forgotten what to do. Is it like riding a bike?
depends, what do you recollect about riding a bike, pumping like crazy, then legs out straight, hair flowing in the wind, needing more blood pumping to go uphill, letting out cheers of delight when going downhill, screaming when going through a puddle getting drenched, sitting astride, standing on the saddle, no hands, for the finale a big wheelie and handbrake turn, if biking outside you can light up a fag Big Grin
 
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I think I've forgotten what to do. Is it like riding a bike?
depends, what do you recollect about riding a bike, pumping like crazy, then legs out straight, hair flowing in the wind, needing more blood pumping to go uphill, letting out cheers of delight when going downhill, screaming when going through a puddle getting drenched, sitting astride, standing on the saddle, no hands, for the finale a big wheelie and handbrake turn, if biking outside you can light up a fag Big Grin


So I think "no" is the answer then...
 
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I think I might have a slow puncture.
 
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I have discovered Anne Summers

and that is all I am prepared to say Wink
the lingerie or tools Big Grin
 
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(how old were you when you outted? how old are you now? I ask out of pure interest toward my fellow lovely poster but if you don't wish to divulge so publicly I will overstand)


I put the first ever gay personal ad in New Musical Express at age 17, 1977 (quite an easy equation to get to current age, eh?).

Lived at home with non-knowing parents - had 132 replies, wrote back to about 30, one of whom wrote back to my parents, anonymously.
One of the 30 turned into relationship and we moved to London together a year later.

Been out and happy ever since!

Good for you babe, and I sincerely mean that

What on earth did they write to your parents for? What did they say? *gobsmacked*
 
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I think I've forgotten what to do. Is it like riding a bike?
depends, what do you recollect about riding a bike, pumping like crazy, then legs out straight, hair flowing in the wind, needing more blood pumping to go uphill, letting out cheers of delight when going downhill, screaming when going through a puddle getting drenched, sitting astride, standing on the saddle, no hands, for the finale a big wheelie and handbrake turn, if biking outside you can light up a fag Big Grin


So I think "no" is the answer then...

PMSL
 
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What on earth did they write to your parents for? What did they say? *gobsmacked*


I think he was obviously weird/strange/Christian Fundamentalist.

Parents were shocked (very small lives - never been out of the country etc) but worked hard to understand. Always respected them for that. Both passed away now.
 
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What on earth did they write to your parents for? What did they say? *gobsmacked*


I think he was obviously weird/strange/Christian Fundamentalist.

Parents were shocked (very small lives - never been out of the country etc) but worked hard to understand. Always respected them for that. Both passed away now.

Smile and Frown

I would be very open with my son should that situation arise .. it won't (don't ask how I know) but if it did
 
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I think I might have a slow puncture.
has it gone beyond inner tube repair kit stage, is a new tyre needed, sexual threrapist might help with that slow puncture Smile
 
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sexual threrapist might help with that slow puncture Smile

or the right woman
 
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What if the right woman is a sex therapist?
 
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What if the right woman is a sex therapist?

2 birds with one stone Big Grin
 
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2 birds would sort it out surely.
 
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