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Makes you wonder what they were planning to do with the body....

Jesus wept

Understatement of the week:

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The council said it was one of the worst cases environment health officers had seen. Mr Singh has been banned from running any kind of food business.

That is awful, I actually feel sick

how long was the guy dead for? what killed him food poisoning?

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A fast food shop owner was found preparing food while an employee's corpse lay nearby. The court was told that on 27 August a police officer had been called to a report of a dead man there. "Upon his arrival the officer observed a dead male lying on a sofa at the rear of the main kitchen. "Sat opposite to him was Mr Singh who was preparing food, making kebabs." The court also heard that in a nearby room were a large number of flies which were landing on food. There was also an "awful smell", thawing meat which was oozing blood and covered in flies, and a man smoking and spitting on the filthy floor.


The man's death was not suspicious, police said.

I always wondered what high street chain burger stores measured themselves against.

A dead body in the kitchen is not going to put me off eating kebabs, I reckon you are going to need something else Mable to get your other half off them also. Once a kebab eater, always a kebab eater - does he have extra chilli sauce too ?

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Originally posted by Poet Laureate:
A dead body in the kitchen is not going to put me off eating kebabs, I reckon you are going to need something else Mable to get your other half off them also. Once a kebab eater, always a kebab eater - does he have extra chilli sauce too ?

No idea, tend not to get to close to it

Why do people eat these things???

Oh and parmos?? Why?????????????????

"The man's death was not suspicious."

So it wasn't food poisoning then?

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Originally posted by Mable:

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Originally posted by Poet Laureate:
A dead body in the kitchen is not going to put me off eating kebabs, I reckon you are going to need something else Mable to get your other half off them also. Once a kebab eater, always a kebab eater - does he have extra chilli sauce too ?

No idea, tend not to get to close to it

Why do people eat these things???

Oh and parmos?? Why?????????????????

My reply was going to be, checked before posted

No way Mable surely you don't let him have the chilli sauce that leaves their breath stinking I bet she does'nt kiss him passionately if he does! it's passsion with Mable or the Kebab she rightly won't let him have both

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Originally posted by Mable:

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Originally posted by Poet Laureate:
A dead body in the kitchen is not going to put me off eating kebabs, I reckon you are going to need something else Mable to get your other half off them also. Once a kebab eater, always a kebab eater - does he have extra chilli sauce too ?

No idea, tend not to get to close to it

Why do people eat these things???

Oh and parmos?? Why?????????????????

Forgive my ignorance, but what is parmos?

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Originally posted by Mable:

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Originally posted by Poet Laureate:
A dead body in the kitchen is not going to put me off eating kebabs, I reckon you are going to need something else Mable to get your other half off them also. Once a kebab eater, always a kebab eater - does he have extra chilli sauce too ?

No idea, tend not to get to close to it

Why do people eat these things???

Oh and parmos?? Why?????????????????

Donner kebab right ?

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Originally posted by Louboutin:
My reply was going to be, checked before posted

No way Mable surely you don't let him have the chilli sauce that leaves their breath stinking I bet she does'nt kiss him passionately if he does! it's passsion with Mable or the Kebab she rightly won't let him have both

What's wrong with chilli sauce breath ? Honestly, the women of today are so damn fussy

One wonders how many people who visit fast food joints are unwitting cannibals?
They may have cooked him until he was grey then mashed up all the muscle mass then put the whole lot in a kebab turning thing.

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Originally posted by Poet Laureate:

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Originally posted by Louboutin:
My reply was going to be, checked before posted

No way Mable surely you don't let him have the chilli sauce that leaves their breath stinking I bet she does'nt kiss him passionately if he does! it's passsion with Mable or the Kebab she rightly won't let him have both

What's wrong with chilli sauce breath ? Honestly, the women of today are so damn fussy

You get a lot more when you smell of chocolate and strawberries and even more when covered in chocolate and strawberries, take my word for it, crumbs I've made my self hungry, for man

'Angel Cologne Pour Homme' By THIERRY MUGLER
peppermint, lavender and patchouli, coffee, tonka, and vanilla, and on the base, caramel, chocolate and musk, really very chocolatey does does make your man very lickable

'Chilli Cologne Pour Homme', by Kebab House not so lickable

Kebabs contain a super secret ingredient which makes you want one when you've had a few pints.

I think the ladies protest too much, they must secretly desire that kebab and chilli sauce combination on the tongue, that lasting burning sensation

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Originally posted by Poet Laureate:
I think the ladies protest too much, they must secretly desire that kebab and chilli sauce combination on the tongue, that lasting burning sensation

No...I can't...don't make me...it's too rude...

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Originally posted by empiricist:
Kebabs contain a super secret ingredient which makes you want one when you've had a few pints.

The light fragrance of of alcohol fumes can have a stimulating affect but not mixed with kebab and chilli sauce, but I gather that the man want food in tummy when man been boozing with other man

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Originally posted by empiricist:
Kebabs contain a super secret ingredient which makes you want one when you've had a few pints.

Has anybody ever eaten one when sober?

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Originally posted by Louboutin:

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Originally posted by empiricist:
Kebabs contain a super secret ingredient which makes you want one when you've had a few pints.

The light fragrance of of alcohol fumes can have a stimulating affect but not mixed with kebab and chilli sauce, but I gather that the man want food in tummy when man been boozing with other man

There are occasions when only strips of leather cut from a spinning, sweating haunch of mechanically recovered mystery meat married to chilli and garlic sauces accompanied by a healthy salad of raw onions, unidentified green stuff and weird purple bits, all encased in a rubber pocket, will do.

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Originally posted by Mugatu:

Has anybody ever eaten one when sober?

Yes. Your point ?

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Originally posted by Poet Laureate:

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Originally posted by Mugatu:

Has anybody ever eaten one when sober?

Yes. Your point ?

The point is I haven't, they're post pub food.

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Originally posted by Mugatu:

The point is I haven't, they're post pub food.

It depends on the chef I think, your common or garden kebab from Joe's Kebab shop is going to be just the right thing to soak up all the beer. However at Jeds Kebab emporium he likes to make the humble donner kebab a work of art. Its all relatively organic sourced from the local area. He makes his own chilli sauce fresh each day and is served on a bed of mixed salad and drizzled with a dressing of your choice.

One of my main issues with a kebab is the amount of moisture the bread takes on before you get to eat the delicious meal, and I have pinned this down to the grade and quality of the chilli sauce, hence, a good kebab dude will have a really congealed fresh chilli sauce that adheres to the meat but will not turn the pitta soggy after 5 minutes.

Drunk or not, you don't want your kebab to look like you have just thrown it back up into the carton before you have even started.

Sheeeesh!


Oh please yourselves...