*uses opurtunity whist alone to sing*

You know, that really is terrible singing. I had to come back in because we can hear you even outside the thread.

wow , 6 days it took you to notice where the noise came from

Well I couldn't hear it all the way from Turkey, could I? No-one's that loud!

*notes a turkey ate ms pr . *

Not A turkey, Turkey the country. Where they don't have the comedy forum.
Not more animal posting

but i am a cat .

Ah, true. But you're the only animal left after the monkey and sheep left. Aww. Ok, you can make animal posts, if you're feeling lonely.

why o why did my monkey leave , what sheep , wallace and gormits sheep ?

I'm sorry, i don't know why the monkey left. I'm sure it wasn't you, it was him, and he just wasn't ready for animalistic posting.
And the sheep posted a wierd post on the please talk to me thread that made no sense. But i prefer Wallace and Gromit's Shawn.

shawns good . :allycat:

The mice are god too, in a grand day out. They wear sunglasses.

i know ! , they wont be soon *licks lips*

No! Bad cat! Leave the poor mices alone!
They're too cute to be eaten, with their teeny tiny sunglasses.
No eating cute things.

*sings some badly out of tune backing vocals for ally_cat*

oooo , thank you . *trys to desifer what song backing that noise is*

It sounds like cats wailing! (Throws boot through window into forum at wailing cats)
I'm TRYING to sleep!

*Ducks quickly to avoid flying boot and smacks head on wall on the way down. Wakes up in hospital.*

Oh, no. (Glances around for lawyers) Noooooo!
(Runs out of thread)

you were sleeping at 13:25 ? f'ing lazy ms pr .

I'm a student; i'm always sleeping.

pfffffffffffffffffft

i dont sleep then an im a cat

I've gotten used to sleeping then; it's double french.

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