Well, that was wierd...

i wanted my name to be at the top of the thread again . .... it was gonna b a bird , but i ate it

Bad Ally! Poor little bird. A cat got one in my garden the other day, but left the corpse. When i went out to feed my rabbit, it was dark, and i stepped on it!
Squick.

My uncle's cat sleeps on top of the kitchen cupboard where I keep my porridge and I always forget and sometimes when I close the cupboard door his tail gets stuck in it ... but why is my uncle sticking his tail there for me to do this?

Please advise,
earnestly yours,
Frankie xxx

Who ARE you? In fact, WHAT are you, that you are related to someone with a tail? Are you from Burnley?!

advice : dont eat porridge its yucky

I am Frankie and I AM a cat of sorts but I don't come from Burnley ... no-no-no-no I'm a Yorkshire cat!

... and MY porridge is lovely made with milk and honey - highly recommended!!!

As you know, cats like to get on top of things, so here I am top of here!!!

Frankie xxx

You're on top of where?
And i hate porridge too, Ally. Girls stick together!
And the best thing about Yorkshire is the road into Lancashire!

i wish i knew anything at all about geography . where do i live ?

I know nothing about geography. I get lost in my own garden. I couldn't, as it is said, find my arse with an atlas.

thats cos it covers it

You'd need more than an atlas to cover my arse. You'd need some kind of marquee, the kind they use for giant, out-of-door festivals.
I probably have to only arse INCLUDED in an atlas.

Hi girls ...

Yorkshire cat here ... I know where I am and where my bum is ...

They say that Lancashire is a great place to come from... just a lousy place to go to - is that right msPR???

Frankie xxx

No. It's a great place to be. But you wouldn't know that, creepy Yorkshire guy, because you lot are too cheap to pay for a bus fare to anywhere better.

I went to Lancashire once (hanging onto the back of a bus) but when I got there it was shut!

Can you lend me a couple of quid, as I need to have my flat cap cleaned, don't ask why...

Creepy Yorkshire guy!

Look, it's not as if we're barbarians here!
You probably came on a Saturday, when we were all too busy burning sacrifices in the wicker man to open the shops.
And are you calling ME a creepy Yorkshire guy?
'Cos i'm not creepy, not from Yorkshire, and not a guy.
And if you're calling yourself a creepy Yorkshire guy, then you're a WIERD creepy Yorkshire guy.

sorry.. I misunderstood

When you called me a 'Creepy Yorkshire Guy' I thought that was a Lancashire term of endearment...

me a wierdo, what in heavens name makes you think that...?

I don't know, just a feeling, perhaps, and the fact you've invaded every thread i post on in the comedy forum.

Ah, well, I can explain that...

You see, I am normally in 4laughs not in here but I was curious about in here so I went for the threads that had the huge numbers of posts... you seem to be in the same ones... that's all!

But if you really are worried then I could stop "invading" your posts!

Also, I was intrigued as to who would be posting in the 'Forum Guidelines' and it was you and ally-cat and you both seemed quite nice really so I put some funny posts in (well, I tried to be funny!) ... well, it is Comedy Zone!!!???

Frankie xxx

Yes, we were posting there, and there were lots of posts, but that was because they were OUR threads (well, and Stylus'). We've been posting on these for a long time, so of course they're long threads.
And i'm not nice. I wasn't joking about that wicker man.

You're so cute when you're mad!

There seem to be lots of people posting on those threads - maybe that's because they are public threads on a public web-site, but I'm just guessing...

Frankie xxx

*throws sand round forum*
as ive said before , this is my thread . mine . mine mine mine mine mine !

Mine too. You can't get rid of me!

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