mines

"come on super-hans, lets get you some crack"

(thanks to fantasy check for the spelling)

"I see a chocolate Phil Collins coming out of a cuckoo clock every hour to tidy up his Nazi gold" from GW.

Does that count as a one-liner? Do I care?

Yes, and no. Next!

*tries and fails miserably to top roqentin's contribution*

"The only thing that's going to bring me peace is a beard seeking missile!"

I may be in the minority, and its not just because it was in the last ep we, but
"Oo! Look at...the state of you!"... still makes me crease up when I think of it!


Another favourite would be the 3 simple words from 'Blackadder goes Forth':

"Hello, Savoy Grill!"

Basil Fawlty:
"Don't mention the war - I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it"

and then theres my current sig:
Lord Melchett:
"Blackadder - you're twisting and turning like a twisty turny thing!"

...for Fawlty Towers, mine has to be :

"Is this a piece of your brain?"

"Some kind of convincing wound? (Bang) Yes, that's quite convincing."

"Lister to Red Dwarf. We have a complete smegpot in our midst"

Ive jut watched it and thats the only thing that stuck!

"i know a lot of people work from home these days, but it's really hard for surgeons."

hmmm there must be better ones.

"inside me there is a thin person screaming to get out."
"just the one, dear?"

does it have to be one line? i suppose yes.

"It's my arse on the line and I don't want a cock up."

"Women. Can't live with 'em...pass me the beer nuts, Cliff."

"I'd just like to say that over the years I've come to regard you guys as...people I met."

My miserable, unreliable memory has so far only come up with:

quote:

..please go on the game. It's a steady job, and you can work from home.

(Blackadder II)

"How Dare You" Max and Paddy's Road to Nowwhere

"I'm afraid we're right out of Waldorfs."

Happy New Year all, by the way.

Happy new year, Jack!
You're going to have to help me out with that last one, I'm afraid.

heya all. ( i no dat isnt a joke, it wasnt ment2b)

quote:

Originally posted by Pashmina:
Happy new year, Jack!
You're going to have to help me out with that last one, I'm afraid.

Hey, Pash. It's from Fawlty Towers and is Basil's response having been asked for a Waldorf Salad.

Landlord : 'What's the capital of Chilli?'
Joan : 'Con Carne'

Cracked me up that line in the pub quiz on 'Early Doors'.

quote:

It's from Fawlty Towers and is Basil's response having been asked for a Waldorf Salad.

D'oh. Looks like I'll have to re-sit first year sitcom.

"No one is to stone anyone...until I blow this whistle!!!"

quote:

Originally posted by Madam Mimm:
"No one is to stone anyone...until I blow this whistle!!!"

Looks like I need to learn how to read thread titles, eh!!!

"What you gonna do, bleed on me!?"

In Only Fools and Horses Del is talking to Rodney about their dad.
"Stone me Rodney we see more of Haleys comet than we do him".

Del talking to Rodney,
"What did you say?, you dreamt that you were drowning?, is that a gentle way of tying to tell us that last night you wet the bed".

From Spaced.

Tim: "I'm not your Dad Mike! Anyway, here's your sandwiches"

The one that comes to mind at the moment:

From Black Books:

Bernard: "Without him it's just a YO!!!!"