Ah - those were the days. The 'Actor' Kevin Eldon, Simon Quinlanc - Duke of Hobbies and Earl of most pastimes. The moon on a stick. Wheres my jelly? Now drink your weak lemon drink.
Where are they now??
Actually thats a rhetorical question 'cos we've been over this before
I met stewart lee in november after his standup act, he is a really cool person, I wih theyd bring back this morning with richard not judy, and the curious orange
Ahh yes the Curious Orange. I feel another Fall sing-along coming on:
Pained and intense, man They were inquiring. They were curious orange... They rode over peasants like you, they rode over peasants like you, And their horses loved them too, and their horses loved them too. They Were Kurious Oranj. They Were Curious Orange. They built the world as we know it, all the systems you traverse. Rode slipshod over all dumbshits. They were curious orange...
They freed the Blacks too. They built church in one day, man, Amish They were curious orange... Their clothes were cool. Paved way for atom bomb--didn't know. They made the Jews go to school. They made Hitler laugh in pain. They sent missionary girls to Arab states, and the sun-baked men did drool. They were Kurious oranj...
They made Hitler laugh in pain. They turned Napoleon over and didn't know. They invented birth control They were invulnerable to cool. They were Kurious oranj
They were beyond Ooobenblief They were primo efficient to a man. They were Stuyvestant smoking. They were the Reformation spring And everybody in the world turned Reformation blue. They were invulnerable to cool And everybody in the world... And they were inquiring. They were positively deranged and they were curious orange. They were Kurious oranj...
Simon Quinlank Hobby King was one of the best bits of comedy acting I've ever seen (Kevin Eldon)...
hobbies aren't trivial... hobbies are VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!
....what you will need....
the Hollywood producers sketches they did were great too- "if dinosaurs are so great, how come you never see any? people hate dinosaurs, they love....dogs... St.Bernard puppy dogs."
