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Can we instil some romance?
 
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Haha what sort of a romace will it be though? Are the flies still male and female, or are they orc's and not even flies anymore?


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ah...I could do with some romance


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Consult Madam Orc - she will answer all your problems.
 
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Haha what sort of a romace will it be though? Are the flies still male and female, or are they orc's and not even flies anymore?
there could be romance between the two males, i suppose. but i thought orcs werent romantic. and what is the new setting for the 'joke'?


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He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
 
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I'm not even sure what an Orc is. It's just something that came into my head and I said it.


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i pictured an ugly thing from lord of the rings. but it might not be that either.


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He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
 
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He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
 
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Hmm....that picture looks like Yoda with a hangover.


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they probably re-used the costume. so are orcs going to be involved in the joke now or not? or is yoda?


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Yoda eating Soda while an Orc uses a fork.


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eating soda? where's the tennis ball, or is this a new kind of game?


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He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
 
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It's breakfast tennis. You pick stuff up with a fork and hurl it across the table. Only Yoda hasn't quite got the hang of it because he's eating the soda bread.


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Explains the marmalade at least.
 
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at least we have solved the original problem, then.


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Yeah but we've created about 20 new ones.


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perhaps you should tell another joke.


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...with a middle.
 
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