Hi, I'm Frankie xxx

Frankie Rage Club Member No.1

: Hey, this is a great club, Frankie!

Frankie: Thanks!

: Hey, what's this great music, Frankie?

Frankie: It's Frankie Rap...

: Wow, and this drink, what...

Frankie: Frankie Juice, man Frankie juice...

: ...and the lights, they're so bright...

Frankie: Frankie Ray's man, it's Frankie Ray's

: Is it a themed Club, Frankie?

Frankie: Naw, hate that themed crap...

: Hey, great club Frankie!

: S'right!

Fx

: The "Serial Killers Only" bar is packed tonight, Frankie..

Frankie: Yeah, it's the cocktails...

: Happy Hour? Two for one?

Frankie: Naw, don't do that crap...

What's that... are they singing?

Frankie: That's not singing, man they're chanting... it's the blood lust...

Barmade : Yeah, Frankie they're demanding more blood for the ToKillher Sunrises...

Frankie: Wha.. more? Ooops, sorry, gotta go...some varmint has wee'd all the pepsi off the sinks in the Gents...

Fx

: What time do you close, Frankie?

Frankie: Close?

Yeah, man what time do ya chuck 'em out?

Frankie: (shrugs shoulders)

: Like, when do you make them go home?

Frankie: Sorry, man but... (shrugs shoulders again)

: When does it all end, Frankie...

Frankie: Oh, RIGHT you mean, when does it all end... FOR YOU!!! (Frankie lunges forward...)

oooo!!!

: errr!!!

missus!!!

Frankie: Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

: I'm over in 4laughs, Frankie...

[URL=www.channel4.com/4laughs][/URL]

mmm my URL magic stick seems to be defunked...

4laughs

Tra-laaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Did you know that someone has voted this thread the best on the site?

Frankie xxx

Join my club, only 2p per year - unlimited visits to see me!!!

Frankie xxx

There have been so many people wanting to join my club that I've had to refuse everybody!!!

The weight of the 2p's would have killed me!!!

Frankie xxx

On Saturday afternoon it's great to relax in my own club!!!

Frankie xxx

He! He! He! I LOVE my club!

Frankie xxx

why isnt this gone , i reported it agesssss ago

That cat repellant I put down seems to have worked...

My club is very exclusive - can't have cats just wandering in and out!

Frankie

hello frankie

is this club sandwich

Yes! I think it jolly well is!

Take a seat I'll get you a beer...

Frankie

mines a cold wet one

hows your music meddling going, i've just put 3 new sketches on 4 laughs, check them out

do you serve crabs

The music has taken a dive as I can't get the digital studio working beyond the first two bars!!! working on it...

Like your Santa flavoured sketches - you are what you eat!

Frankie

where are the loos?

Probably with David Beckham....

Ha, that's actually very good.

Nice to see everyone enjoying themselves in my club (at last!)

Champagne, Ms PR?

Bleurgh.
Thanks for the offer though. I seem to have wandered in randomly. Sorry.

ms pr *points finger* go back to a sane thread this instant

Nice to see you again girls!

Welcome!!!

You're not the boss of me!
At least let me finish my drink!

he let you near liquid . all those months of starving you and leaving you thirsty so you'd be in my power have been wasted .