so this club..

..anything free? other than your scintillating of course.

You've not done a very good job of starving me, Robo. I must have put on at least three pounds over Christmas.

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Originally posted by Babooshka.:
so this club..

..anything free? other than your scintillating of course.

My scintillating wit I think you mean? Well, if you stick around and the girls don't like you, you can get a free roasting from them... a guy called and? uses this club and he'll give you a few free laughs. Well that's about it for free stuff... now how much money have you brought?

Our roastings aren't free. They will cost you your dignity, pride and are available with a range of extras for a small additional fee. You have to annoy us before we'll throw you into a pit of self-depreciating depression.

Don't think we're gonna get many customers in at this rate...

We?

Well, you're still here!

How about carrying a tray of complimentary drinks around?

Also, your mate Robo could make some sandwiches, whaddaya say?

I say bye. We don't serve!

I suppose asking you to wear these bunny girl outfits is out of the question then! !

i still need a wee

Can I join then, or is there a limit on members?

I can't believe i got asked for I.D at the door

Sorry and? the toilets available now - so many club members in there it's quite a busy area! Finally managed to get rid of most of the Pepsi...

Lucy Lashes hey! Consider yourself welcome! Wow, those lashes are looking cool, Luce...

flotta man I'm sorry sometimes my goons go a bit over the top, it happens in this business but welcome man!

Have a drink, relax...

Frankie xxx

Thank you. Me and my long lashes will now perch up on a stool and enjoy the view. Could do with some music?

*reads page* i hate sandwiches .

I'm more worried about the bunny girl outfits.

Lucy my friend this is a magic club where the music that you hear and the drink that you're drinking is exactly right for the mood you're in at that moment!

So I'm listening to "With my head tucked undermeath my arm" and drinking Irn Bru!

How about you?

Staff Message: Bunny outfits on now please, girls

We are NOT your staff.

I'm drinking a large vodka and listening to marvin gaye...THATS the mood Im in!
I quite like my bunny girl outfit.... makes me feel like dancing

C'mon Ms PP, get it on for the lads

i meant scintillating conversation, but we can go with wit. :]

why wont girls like me? you calling me fat & ugly?

well thats just charmin'

Ummm, we didn't say anything. If you're hearing voices, have you considered the possibility that you are insane?

I'm cold and scared......hold me

thats my line !

Why does anyone have to be held?