Has Frank been barred from his own club? Not much of a host!

Sorry Luce I put in two staff to look after the guests but those girls just won't serve.

Have another Vodka on the house !!! ...while I chivvy up my staff...

Am I not your staff? If not why the hell am I sitting here in a bunny girl outfit???

I've drank all your vodka by the way...soz

mmm I didn't realise you'd signed up, well done!!

er, I'll get some more Vodka in then...

(thinx: mmm, this girl could be expensive hey but at least she's in uniform!!! )

Thanks! This is the kind of job I need to be drunk for.

Get some crisps in too....prawn cocktail ones.

(Thinks: I'm a very demanding employee, but I'm worth it)

Done deal!

I'm a lot happier now - got 1 staff - got 1 customer (when he turns up) - could be worserer!!! !!!

Drinks on the house!

Turn up the sounds!

I'll be a customer then Frankie.
Have you got any nuts on the counter or are you still trying to get people after your plums - I've told you, they won't sell....

Nuts are always on offer in this club, mate! Welcome aboard, Lushes Lashes will get you a drink on the house (but probably not vodka...)

My plums, when tasted, often get two thumbs!!! ;-)

Frankie

TWT - Are you one of Enzo's mob?

I'll be right over with the drinks when I find my bunny ears....they have been stolen from my head

Don't worry Luce, you look great with or without 'em!! !!

(gotta keep the staff happy with plenty of compliments!!! ...and vodka !!)

It's a wonderful life this running your own club with great staff!!! !!

Thanks boss, that gorilla who looks after the door stole them.

Is that classed as bullying in the workplace?

er, well I'll look it up for you...

(thinx: don't want the authorities involved in here...)

... I've had a word with my sister and she says she won't pinch your stuff again, OK? !!

Have another vodka...

Due to the late delivery of wodka I have been resorted to sucking on a potato. Needs must n all that...hic

Potato that's a trigger word in my brain that means I must report to my Komandante for further instructions (PAUSE) what's that? (PAUSE) eh? Do what with the poker?

er.. mmm, don't worry Luce I got 6 more cases coming in just for you...

Club is empty so I'm gonna trot off home... don't forget to put the latch on...

I've had a lovely day off thank you.

I'm raring to go! Show me the punters...

(thinks: must stop sounding like a prostitute)

(thinx: how can I tell my staff that we hardly ever get any punters... I guess they must know...)

Yeah!!! they're beating at a door to get in, yippee!!! Trouble is it's not our door!

Here, open this Vodka it's straight out of the freezer and let's blow out Friday night in style... !!

hic!

Ooooo, that's smashing....pass me them nuts please...thanks. So, what is this Junk Males you speak of?

Ah well, Junk Males is a group of us that got together on 4laughs to film videos of the sketches that we were writing.

Originally everybody on 4laughs was invited but only 5 turned up to the pub and no girls/ladies so we called ourselves Junk Mail then changed it to Junk Males... quite appropriate really! !!

We have some videos on 4laughs now if you want to have a look at our profile on there:

www.channel4.com/4laughs

Well well well! Am I in the presence of one of the genuises behind "Danger Sign"?

So it's a site that budding comedians can sign upon and get their material out in the world?
Isn't it amazing what technology can do these days!
You know whats not a good idea? Posting a thread when your drunk

Yep that was us wot done that - Dave wrote it, Jack starred in it, I did the main camera, Martin directed/edited it, Danny did some extra footage... a lot of work for one minute!

Posting when you're drunk is OK as long as you don't spill your beer into the computer! !!

Hey!!! Who's your Daddy? Let's party!!! !!!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my keys...for a week.

What have I missed? By the by, when do I get paid?