After deducting your bar bill you owe the club £1.20 !!! !

MORE STAFF WANTED! APPLY HERE! FRIENDLY BOSS! !!

er, also customers, er as there aren't any...

I need new staff, my last staff got bored and left... well, there was also an issue over the wages... !

STAFF WANTED

ANYONE WILL DO



(...it's that kind of club...)

Ah! Thanks very much! You take a weeks holiday and you get replaced, how rude.

The customers all left and what with you on holiday I was lonely

Even the mice and cockroaches legged it...

... so I had nothing to eat either...

... or drink... funny how all the vodka was drunk when there were no customers!! !!

Well I tried to get those two alley cats back as staff but they've turned me down yet again... you can't get the staff these days! You just can't...

OK so I'm behind the bar, who wants a beer? !!

Me, I'll have one... One of those Brazilian beers you got there... ta!

do you serve nuts?

hello, anyone? I want nuts!

service here is trouble!

oh frankie lost your number, can you give us a ring!

NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

As soon as you said nuts I was off down the bleedin' cellar to get 'em... but that Lucious Lashes woman must have eaten them all... then by the time I got back from the Cash & Carry you'd gone!!!

I'll text you later when I get some minutes on the old mobile... Frankie xxx

Come back for a beer anytime, mate!!!

hello, a rat just packed his bags and left... mmm, I take that as a bad sign...

Hey, Ugly Betty was drinking in here last night! Tell your friends... she may make it her local!!! Yaaaaayyyyyy!!!! eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I am trying to get Ugly Betty fans in here for a drink-up! Could be good for profits! !

Having a great Easter Week-Ender in my club! !!

It's s-o-o-o-o cool here!

Hi!

I have returned from my career break.
I see you have been holding the fort and the customers attention very well!

First things first, pull up a seat and fill me in on what I have missed then I'll crack on serving these thirsty punters.

Pass me those bunny ears please.......

Just got back from two weeks in sunny Grimsby! Life is cool, there were so few punters in the club though that it didn't seem to matter if I was here or not, so I went!

Glad to have you back sorry I wasn't here, thought you were gone for good! Guess I am a bad judge, eh? !

Ugly Betty fans come in here and have a drink and you can have your Ugly Betty Forum in my club! !

<Worth a try, Luce!>

Special Tonite!! One drink for the price of two!! !!

Free sausage with every bottle of champagne (brewed in Taiwan!)

Who wants a Frankie Special?

Come back Lucy Lashes, all is forgiven...