Hi all i havnt been on here a agesand dont realy no ne1 ne more so if ne1 wants 2 chat then im here

Hello, have a tea-filled stocking . Enjoy!

It's seeping out the bottom!!! You should have used a verruca sock.

Bloody Hell! I've got tea all over my head now. Trust me to be underneath! I think you should have lined it with a carrier or summat to hold the tea in p'raps... I had some Bourbons yesterday as well but I ate 'em.

Oh dear, sorry. Why don't they sell tea in stockings? Because it leaks through the fabric. That doesn't work without the whole Boots reference.

I can't serve drinks in a verruca sock, that would just be plain rude.

You could try a really thick sports sock. A big white sports sock!

I despise white socks!!My boyfriend wears white socks. Arrghhh!!! That's one of the lesser annoying things about him though.

I've got a pair of socks that are the colour of fudge, and whenever I wear them I have to go and buy fudge. I try not to wear them more than once in one week as a consequence.

I love fudge. I got lots of fudge for Christmas

I have socks the colour of chocolate but I've not notice them affect my urges for said thing. Will have to pay more attention.

What urges would you get if you wore red socks?

Tomatoes?
Blood?

Red is an unfortunate colour. People have to take away sharp objects.

Ketchup!!

I don't mean it's sharp, I mean it's red.

Are we allowed to say Ketchup or is it a brand name and do we have to say "Tomato Sauce"?

I think we can say Ketchup as long as we also say, 'other tomato sauce flavoured... sauces are availiable.'

hehe

Hedgehog, I have to warn you........there was talk of Hedgehog flavoured crisps on the Channel 4 news forum

Ah my friend had some of those once when I was at school. I was very confused and thought they were actually made of hedgehog.

I remember Hedgehog crisps! From the 80s!
They went round a load of "Romanies" and asked them what Hedgehogs tasted of.
Apart from 'privet' and 'slugs' the most popular reply was 'veal' - so they made them taste of that.
Of course now no-one dares buy veal so presumably thats why we can't buy 'em anymore.
Though to be honest I tried 'em and they tasted of nothing much...

I'm sure they're synthetic so I'm not too worried.
Just don't eat any of you'll think I taste like that.

I don't remember them. It's strange. I was born in 1980 but can't remember anything of the eighties which I'm grateful for. I know much more about the seventies.

Wow, were you born near a tear in the space time continuum? Sounds fun.

Catpee lived her life in reverse!
Like Orson Welles!

Shouldn't she be in the 60s now then?

Wooo - she can be seeing the 1st Dr. who whilst we are stuck with the 10th

Hahaha!