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RAIL BUFFET TRAGEDY: Smoker steps outside for a puff

FACT

Arnold Swarchenegger is a good actor but his performances are constrained by the studios insistence that he only play characters who
speak in a ridiculous Austrian accent

10 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE FLOWERPOT MEN

#8. The Flower Pot men were deeply distressed when Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic died in 2004. He was the only major European leader
whose name they could pronounce correctly: Flobalob Flobalobovich.

JOKE

The other day I went to the library and said, 'Have you got any books on scaffolding?' and they said 'No, we've only got them on shelves.'

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