1. Tell your teacher that they are almost as well educated as the 80 year old woman flipping burgers at mc donalds.

2. Say "Well dont you look GREAT today!" with a large grin while poking the guy next to you and cracking up.

3. "What?!! WE are supposed to stay awake in this class...DAMN! Looked genuinely shocked.

4. Shout "DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PILLOW I CAN BORROW??"

5. If asked what you learned that day... look at your teacher and say "I'm sorry did you say something??"

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5. If asked what you learned that day... look at your teacher and say "I'm sorry did you say something??"

Haha!

I like that one. ^