Bum.


Gold or silver?

gold.


curly hair or straight hair

No hair

cynical or sin-a-ickle?

Cynical. You can't go around believeing everything when there are nutss like Frankie around!

Jimmy Carr or Guy?

Jimmy Carr - I likes his chubby face


piles or thrush?

Piles of what?
Thrush, the cute grey-brown bird that lives in gardens.

Something less icky,um, Christmas or summer holidays?

christmas holidays



allan carr or justin-lee-collins

Alan Carr, he's funnier.


Eggs or bacon?

Bacon. There is something unsettling about eggs. Nothing unsettling about a "babe pig in the city" sanger.

satin or silk?

silk....mmmm



chocolate or curry

Chocolate all the way! Mmmmmmmmmm.


Indoors or outdoors?

indoors



jade or shilpa

Neither!


BB or X factor?

BB without the "celebrities"

Saturdays or Sundays?

Saturdays

Jogging or sprinting

neither, i'm never in that much of a hurry.

left or right?

Right coz I'm right handed


Peaches or Strawberries

Strawberries mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Pizza or Kebab?

Pizza (i can only stomach a kebab if im drunk)


Ant or Dec?

Dec...awww, he's dinky and cute.

Max or Paddy?

Max.


Corrie or Eastenders?

Corrie!

Glastonbury or Leeds Festival?

Glastonbury!

me or you?

You, i'm sick of me

rain or shine?

shine! Had enough of rain for awhile...

Vicar of Dibley or something funny instead?