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Richard.
Simpsons or Pie (your choice filling)?
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Pie (Custard) "In yer face" or shy boy
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In yer face The other option was tooooo camp. Bungee jumping or budgie breeding
We're all here coz we're not all there
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BOTH! (simultaneously! Can I do that?) Shy Boys are often the ones doing the raping and killing... Sheep or Horse?
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Horse, people don't look at you as wierdly when you ride them. (To all the Welsh people out there, i mean the kind with a saddle and bridle, not the other kind  ) TNP can ride.
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Picking yer nose or scratching yer bum?
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Sneezing, on the grounds that the weather might be sunny & hot (hay fever), whereas coughing might be caused by cold weather, ie bronchitis, smoking a fag outside in the rain etc. Rex the Runt or Wallace & Grommit?
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Bubble gum.
Making a fool of yourself or someone else?
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Unfortunately, myself. Crinkly Bottom or Wrinkly Bottom
We're all here coz we're not all there
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We're all here coz we're not all there
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Crinkly. Crinkly is cute, wrinkly is just old.  High or low?
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High, man Meat is murder or mmmmm steak
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mmmm steak - tried being a vegetarian but missed the bacon butties to cure a hangover, nothing else will do it.
hong kong phooey or captain cave man?
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Hong Kong Phooey Captain Caveman's angel's lost their appeal when someone pointed out to me they were a cartoon. A giraffe with a sore throat OR a centipede with sore feet
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A cantipede with sore feet. But i'm neither, so it doesn't matter.
Insane or outsane?
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I often stand inside the rain insane generous or stingy (with xmas pressies...) Fx 
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Generous giving and receiving. It's much better that way.  Halloween or Guy Fawkes' night?
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Guy Fawkes night - Halloween is a work night for me!!!  But there is chance to meet a few new chicks!  When opening - big prezzies or little prezzies first? Frankie 
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Little prezzies first, so you can leave the big ones last to look forward to.
Upside down or inside out?
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Inside out
Trousers or shorts ?
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Shorts - you can't drink trousers!  Dr Who or Dr Spock?
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dr spock - dr who is just damn scary lol urm urm urm - biting dog or scratching cat
Smile and wave boys,,,,,,,,, Smile and wave
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scratching cat,they look soo funny when when they puff emselves up, chilli or curry?
______________________ A.K.A Whirly G Wandering lost through the Enchanted Forest looking for a tavern Housemate No.5 you are the chosen one...
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