Who would you like to see in 'Celebrity Spade Attack?' Celebrities will be attacked at random with spades this March on Channel 4! Vote here now to see your choice get their skull caved in!
Originally posted by Thumbs Like Onions: Who would you like to see in 'Celebrity Spade Attack?' Celebrities will be attacked at random with spades this March on Channel 4! Vote here now to see your choice get their skull caved in!
what a strange post
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they had that 'celebrity wrestling' thing at one time. i'll nominate lisa riley (i think she's called). is she a celebrity? well, the annoying woman who used to present 'you've been framed' ages ago.
_____________________________________________________________________ He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
Originally posted by BiScUiTs: There should be a tournament, where the winning celebrities have to fight each other. It would be like Gladiators, but with... spades.
Somewhere there is a little man in a patents office (or whatever they have to secure the copywright on T.V. programmes) desperately trying to rush this through before this post is taken seriously and the 'new and exciting' idea for taking celeb reality cr*p to it's inevitable conclusion is prematurely revealed!!!
have to stop replying to this thread then, and let it sink down into the depths of the forum.
*nobody read buscuits's first post on this thread*
_____________________________________________________________________ He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
Originally posted by BiScUiTs: Hahaha. That might draw attention to it though. Oops, I just posted.
Then you'd better be quick and send your idea to...someone!!! I'm sure there's nothing desperate 'z' list 'celebs' will do to get (back) on tele!! It'll be like the 'Roman Coliseum' for the 21st century!!!
I hope you don't mind if I don't watch it myself, (all that baying for blood!!!) but I'd bet my life savings that it'll be more popular than BB and The celebrity jungle thing put together!!!
Somewhere there is a little man in a patents office (or whatever they have to secure the copywright on T.V. programmes) desperately trying to rush this through before this post is taken seriously and the 'new and exciting' idea for taking celeb reality cr*p to it's inevitable conclusion is prematurely revealed!!![/QUOTE]
It is my intention to clog the arteries of telly with bilge until they burst, spewing dreck out into the ether, so we may begin afresh.
